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8. Must get married and have kids

Huh? Where did this come from?

 

Right to the point . . .

Look, men want to fuck like dogs, and women want babies.

So what do men & women have in common?

NOTHING

That’s why men & women don’t hang out together genius.

That’s why over half of marriages end in nasty divorces, and the majority of the ones who stay married end up miserable or on medication.

 

The End

 

(That’s about it for this one folks—no rocket science here)

 

 

You still here?

Look, your mom lied. 

What else do you want to hear?

 

 

But if you insist on reading because you are having trouble comprehending the best understood and obvious, (above), information that has ever existed on this little fucked up planet, well, keep reading.

 

Remedial Section

 

Marriage is a legal contract—in fact a legal business contract between a man and a woman.  So when you get married, you have just gone in to business with your spouse. 

This legal contract has nothing to do with love.

You can love someone without ever signing a legal document.

So now you have the responsibility of maintaining a relationship with your business partner.

Now that’s romantic.

How natural is that??

It’s not natural Einstein—that’s why it doesn’t work.

Marriage is wonderful—for a woman.

Relationships are wonderful—for a woman.

Marriage and relationships are not wonderful for a man because these things are not natural for a man. 

Let’s make this extremely simple . . .

How is a male human different than a male dog?

A male dog will try to fuck about any female dog he can find.  And a male human will fuck about any female he can.

Can you even imagine a male dog having a monogamous relationship with a female dog till death?????

Of course not—every one knows this is completely ridiculous.

Yet we keep imposing this same thinking on men—and the result is not surprising . . .

        Broken families

        Single mom’s everywhere

        Angry men paying child support

        Men beating their wives & girlfriends

        Wives beating their husbands & boyfriends (it RARELY gets reported)

        Family courts literally overflowing

        Children used as pawns between angry parents

        Children listening to their parents fighting

        Children watching their parents fighting

        Children taught to hate one parent by the other parent

        Parents using their own children for information on the other parent

        Children living through this insanity & suffering greatly—duh

        Children living through this insanity and repeating it themselves

        And this is quite literally the tip of the iceberg we call families

And people shake their heads every day wondering why the American family is a disaster.

C’mon America—this is not quantum physics . . .

We Cannot See Because Our Hands are Covering Our Face

 

Imagine you are in an airplane, at an altitude of 10,000 feet, with 100 people.  All of you have parachutes preparing to jump.  Then someone tells you, “By the way, only half of the parachutes will open.  Oh, yeah, and most of the parachutes that do open will be pretty fucked up.”

 

Would you jump out of that plane?

 

Hell No!

 

Yet people happily, willingly, & without a clue, stroll in to courthouses every day to get married.  I guess they think they are different.

Or maybe their mom lied to them.

My honest married friends tell me don’t walk, but run from the whole marriage thing. Most of them are unhappy, miserable, or existing. Others simply cannot be alone, and glad someone is there—the absolute worst reason to get in a relationship let alone a marriage . . . and worst of all having kids as a result of this train wreck. And for others that failed miserably at even getting a date, they are just grateful to God Almighty that a female has anything to do with them. These sad men will & do gladly give their balls & spine to a woman in exchange for occasional sex, whoops, I meant marriage. Legalized prostitution–marriage, or whatever label makes you happy.

 

And like most of my married friends, they always want the single man to come and, “hang-out,” with him.  Hmmm.  I wonder why?  Maybe because he is BORED OUT OF HIS MIND! 

Virtually all of my married friends tell me they have made a grave mistake, and wish they could go back. What the hell am I supposed to say to them? “Uh, sorry man.” That’s about it. This has been my life experience, except I can keep telling a whole bunch of similar stories about unhappy married guys. What I find interesting is that I do think about people who are married that ask me why I am not. I do consider their thoughts. But I am actually happier & indeed more peaceful than virtually all of my married friends.  (One guy I know who is a newlywed actually RESENTED me because it was so lucid that I was genuinely happier not married than he was as a newlywed.  He finally broke down and quietly told me he had made a mistake).  So what’s up with this whole thing? Ego–that’s about it. Let me break this down in to the simplicity that neither Dr. Phil, nor Oprah will ever talk about. Here it is . . .

Men instinctively are uncontrollably horny and pretty much dogs. Most of them cannot & do not control this. On top of unprecedented hormones, most men cannot function alone for long periods. We are weak creatures with eggshell egos, at least most of us.

 (Look, women are much smarter than men. Period. The only reason women do not control the world is because they hate each other).

Women, (straight or gay), instinctively have a tremendous & inherent desire for kids. They want to be a mother above all else. They will put up with unbelievable shit from loser males to attain this. And they do.

Parents instinctively want grand kids–they will push their kids to get married & have kids. Like the above was not enough.

Put all of the above into a bowl & mix = families.

Ok, forget about the above formula. Maybe you just meet someone and you really like someone or fall in love. How long does that last? Usually not that long. So what is going on?

Hormones for the most part. Ego for the rest. We somehow are, “supposed,” to get married & have kids? Why? Why am I asking why?

Well, I’ll tell you why:

Infatuation, sex, screwing your brains out, love, romance . . . all that is natural. However, relationships are not natural–that is why most of them fail, and most of the ones that last exist because of complacency and/or it’s cheaper-to-keep-her reality. Relationships are work. So why do we do it?

Companionship, loyalty, trust, etc. These are invaluable. Human companionship is invaluable. And for those few who find a life-long mate who brings them true happiness–we all admire you, (even if you are faking it). You are the few, the proud, the tiny percentage of actually, “happy,” married people—or so they say. You give us all hope, albeit usually false hope in reality–most relationships just do not work.

So what have we learned? Well, men like to fuck like dogs & women like to have kids–welcome to Earth. But people don’t do too well in relationships because for most men, relationships are not natural–men are not designed for relationships, they are designed to spread their seed. That’s about it.

Dr. Phil & Oprah won’t approach this reality–they will bandy about it patching it up with pseudo band-aids. And people do not question them, or any of the alphabet networks. Why?

The masses are in a great delusion. Why?  Because it is too hard to question why. Just follow your hormones–every one else is doing it.

Miss something?

Let’s go over this one more time.

 

 Here we go: What do men & women have in common?

NOTHING

THAT’S WHY WE DON’T HANG OUT TOGETHER.

Relationships are not natural–they are UNNATURAL.

What is natural? Fucking. And that’s about it. Why do people refuse to deal with this honestly?

 

 

BECAUSE NO ONE IS HONESTLY DISCUSSING THIS—BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS SCARED TO REALLY TALK ABOUT THIS.

EGO–it goes oh so deep.

It is interesting that Paul in the Bible states that it is good for a man to be married, but it is better for a man to remain celebant.  Even the bible clearly states that marriage complicates a man’s life.  (Of course the intention is that this frees a man to serve God more if he is celebant, but it also frees a man to think independently and freely unlike most of his peers). 

 

So how should men approach women if they want to be honest about all of this?

How about being honest?

When I meet women, this is what I tell them if the relationship topic comes up.  “I’m probably never going to get married, and I’m not good at relationships.”

Yeah—I really say that. 

All bullshit aside—that’s the truth.

I have more female friends than male friends—no, I’m not gay.  One of my female friends is a girl I used to date.  Another female friend is simply a friend I have never dated.  Both girls are extremely attractive by anyone’s standards.  I can honestly say that if I did not know either one, and I approached them honestly—I do not think this honest approach would bother them.

I guess if a person really likes you—it really doesn’t matter what you say anyway.

But that is academic.

Look . . .

        Ego

        Ignorance

        Fear

        Lack of Shame

. . . These are the reasons why people believe you must get married and have kids. 

We are not dogs.  We are not sheep.  We are not cows.

We are not animals.

Why Don’t We Stop acting like them & be honest about the miserable failure historically referred to as,  “families” 

    

Look dude, your mom lied and so did mine.

Get over it.

Still mad?

Why don’t you go talk to your mom.

Good luck on that one.

 

 

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