9. Sports & The Mitchell Report
Feb 24, 2008 in 9. Sports & The Mitchell Report
9. Sports & the Mitchell Report
Turning Athletes into Criminals . . . Only in America
Good Job America!!
Hell, let’s just turn everyone into criminals . . . oh yeah, we’re already doing that
If your life revolves around men in tight spandex playing with balls then you are a sad, sad individual. But most of all, you are a fucking moron.
The End
The guys & girls I know who are sports fanatics are literally the most shallow
Sheople
I have ever known.
Our families are literally completely fucked up
Our constitutional rights are literally becoming a faint memory
Our country literally has more people in prison than any other country on the whole fucking planet
Our hero’s are literally Britney Spears, thug rap stars, and people playing with balls
Our TV is literally a reflection of this complete breakdown.
Because of all of this, the whole country has come together and is attempting to honestly understand how we have degenerated in to this mess . . .
Yeah Right
What is the country doing?
Why of course, their obsessed with a bunch of guys in spandex chasing balls.
Fan-Fuckin-Tastic
The Mitchell Report
In one year alone the Pentagon, could not, “track,” 2.3 trillion dollars according to Donald Rumsfeld—that’s $8,000 dollars for every man, woman & child . . . no one knows where 25% of the entire Pentagon budget went. That’s just for one year folks—it get’s worse
Right here in AMERICA
We have 1 in 4 girls sexually molested or raped by the age of 18—our mom’s/sister’s/wives/daughters & girlfriends
Right here in AMERICA
We have 100,000 people who have legally come forward stating they were molested or raped by, “clergy,” in the Catholic Church
Right here in AMERICA
About 1 in 37 Americans are in prison, on probation or parole—every week we ad 900 prison beds while chairs in college increasingly go empty
Right here in AMERICA . . . The puppet heads on the alphabet networks won’t touch any of the above facts. Why? Why don’t you tell me Einstein
And what is Congress doing????
Well of course, they’re concerned about a bunch of guys in spandex playing with balls that are, “cheating” . . .
Huh?
You Have Gotta be Kidding Me?
Nope
C’mon America!!!
American Media was packed in to this Congressional hearing—one Congressman commented that this was one of most media covered events in his 15 year career in Congress.
Fantastic
Moron Parent: “Well, my child looks up to so & so sports figure and tries to emulate them.”
Reality: If your child looks up to people chasing balls as hero’s you have failed as a parent more than anyone could ever express in words–and any further facts wouldn’t matter anyway because you are a complete moron .
Moron Parent: Well, who in the hell are my kids supposed to look up to then?
Reality: If you honestly do not know who your kids should look up to besides people chasing balls—then you should make a sincere effort to kill yourself. (But don’t do it in your house. Go out to an empty field, rent a storage space . . . be creative).
For those adults who look up to people in spandex chasing balls as hero’s . . .
1. Seriously, all sarcasm aside—you are pathetic. (Seriously).
2. If a dude or gal runs really fast, throws a ball super great, or catches a ball outstanding, and you look up to this person as a role model—you are way, way beyond a LOSER.
3. Dude, for the, “reals,” if sports figures consume your time and respect—you honestly need to stop everything & do the right thing. . . kill yourself.
Please
(If you’re too much of a coward to do humanity the favor of ending your completely meaningless life—for the love of God, please do not reproduce. Get a vasectomy—most insurance covers it).
For those kids who look up to sport’s figures chasing balls as hero’s . . .
Look
When I was kid, my parents lied to me too. People in spandex chasing balls are not hero’s—they are people in spandex chasing balls.
That’s it kids
No rocket science
If you are a kid reading this, I would encourage you to get a library card and use it. Or, get on the internet and start Googling—type in any topic you can dream of because it might be there. (Remember, your parents never had such an amazing source for information. There has never been such an immense spring of information in recorded history . . . use it). Go to any section in the library, or internet that interests you—it doesn’t matter what it is. Your local public library & internet has some really fucked up stuff in it—like our
History
You see kids, one of the reasons the country you are growing up in is so shallow, twisted, pathetic, & downright fucked up is that the grownups around you are ignorant of their own
History
The grownups around you, (including your own parents), are most likely completely ignorant of even their own recent
History
The Truth
Kids,
I don’t know what else to tell you except do not believe anyone—sadly to say, this often includes your own parents. Check things out for yourself—research, ask questions, think, be honest with yourself, understand you have a lot to learn, understand that learning takes a little time, but understand that in earnestly seeking truth you will find it. Do not discount every thing your parents tell you—like you should not walk in the street, you should get an education, be nice to others, etc., etc.
Sports are great for fun & exercise. And exercise is very important. Exercise will improve your mood and your life.
Britney Spears, American Idol, Nancy Grace, Oprah, who’s screwing who, & sports . . . there is so much more to this life, finding happiness, & seeking truth. Britney Spears & sports will not get you there. They are a distraction from truth. If your dad is caught up in these things & encourages you to do the same . . . your dad lied. If your mom is caught up in these things & encourages you to do the same . . . yourmomlied too.