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11. Client #9

Mar 16, 2008 in 11. Client #9



11. Client #9

Eliot Spitzer, Gov. of New York, is a man.

News Flash . . .

Men are dogs.

Men are about as faithful as their choices.

Translation: Men will generally try and fuck any beautiful woman given the chance.

The End

You still there?

Did you not understand?

Was something confusing?

Do you need remedial help?

Fine

Remedial Section

The idea of a man remaining faithful in a marriage till death is a joke.

How many president’s, governor’s, religious leaders, & next door neighbors literally caught in the act do you need to see? 1,000? One million? What’s the magic number?

How many Lifetime, Hall Mark, or Women’s Entertainment TV shows is it going to take? How many Oprah shows? How many Dr. Phil shows? How many, “The View,” shows?

All these shows are bitch sessions about how men fuck up relationships.

They are all CORRECT!

Men fuck up relationships because relationships are completely unnatural for a man.

Women know this.

Yet women steam roll straight ahead—that biological clock is screaming.

Then they try to have relationships, marriages, and God-forbid bring poor children in to this nightmare.

We call them families

And people actually wonder why families are all fucked up.

Come On People!

Hey, why don’t we try being honest for a change?

The traditional family doesn’t work. It’s a nightmare for children. Stop being selfish and think about this . . .

If you plan on being married till you die, this is your future:

1. Divorce

2. Misery

3. Prescription medication to deal with the misery

4. Alcoholism

5. Other drugs to deal with the misery

6. Happiness . . . yeah right

Now, let’s try the above scenario once again. Let’s add a child to this mix. How about two or three innocent souls . . .

All messed up

Exactly how many lawyers do we plan on making rich in this insanity?

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Look, the media, society, and Political Correctness have done everything to turn men in to males without balls.

Why does the media continue this?

Denial

Denial

Denial

Ladies . . .

You can brainwash men, dress them up, take them to church every Sunday, and make them feel guilty for acting like men over & over. But they will still be men.

I guess the whole charade is a bit cute & funny.

Until you bring a child in to it.

Then, it is no longer funny.

Yet the charade continues

And the child is raised in this charade.

And when the charade ends, the father is always referred to as Satan’s spawn. A bad man. A bad father. Bad.

Time to stop this

Time to grow up

No more lies

Come On People!

It’s not cute anymore


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