Sheople
Apr 19, 2008 in Sheople
Sheople
Sheople: Stupid people who follow the person in front of them like a herd of sheep
Examples of Sheople:
People who do as they are told without thinking
People who are ignorant of their own history . . . nor do they care that they are ignorant of their own history
People who turn on the TV or read the newspaper and believe this is the news
People who have never owned a library card
People more concerned about fitting in rather than doing what is right
People who never question authority because they are, “patriotic”
People who go to church every Sunday to learn what God has to say
People who are fascinated by grown men in spandex chasing balls
People who think a loud muffler makes them a man
People who get married thinking this will make them happy
People who think getting divorced will make them happy
People who have kids thinking this will make them happy
People who think getting a girl pregnant makes them a man
People who are genuinely touched by ESPN
People who believe the American Dream is real
People who watch Oprah
People who watch Dr. Phil
People who watch Nancy Grace
People who watch American Idol
People who listen to some dude in a pulpit and believe this is a message from God
People who believe condoms & contraception are a sin against God
People who contribute to the Pedophilia Holocaust also known as the Catholic Church
People who actually believe the U.S. govt. would never lie to them about profound topics which deeply affect them
People who tear up with emotion over sport hunting or fishing
How to Spot Sheople
People who wear their ball caps backwards
People with a, “soul patch”
Punks
“Cool,” people
People focused on tits & beer
Loud people
People with no respect
Sports fanatics
People who give you a deer in the headlights look when confronted by facts or history
All of the Above Sounds Familiar . . . huh?
That’s Because it is . . .
It’s Called The United States of America
Time to grow up as individuals
Time to grow up as communities
Time to grow up as a country
The world follows our lead–because we are the world leader
It is Time