17. Why Men are Stupid
Oct 19, 2008 in 17. Why Men are Stupid
17. Why Men are Stupid
Newsflash to women around the world . . .
Men are stupid, immature, selfish, retarded pigs, & only as faithful as their options
If you think you have found an exception to the above, then you are
Stupid
If you choose to marry, have a relationship, or breed with us, (men), then you do so at the peril of yourself and your babies
So . . . that’s about it
The End
You still there?
Was I not blunt enough?
Good God do you need a remedial section?
Jesus
Remedial Section
When boys hit puberty in their early teens, their hormones are
RAGING UNCONTROLLABLY
Their hormones are raging uncontrollably to the point that they quite literally cannot think straight about much of anything. This makes boys/men fucking stupid to the point that they literally do really stupid things.
Of course many men remain in this stupid state their entire lives—just look around. However, some men, quite slowly, emerge from this hormonal stupidity over a period of many years.
Roughly, but accurately nonetheless, here is the basic progression of the minority of men who actually do emerge from this stupidity . . .
Simple Timeline of a Man’s Progression from Hormones to Reality:
(A Few Pointers for Every Woman on Planet Earth Considering Procreation with a Young Man)
About the age of 26 or so, some type of focus/reality begins to appear. By 30, men are a completely different person than they were in their teens and early 20’s. By 40, men are a remarkably different person than they were at 30 or younger. Every decade after 40, men continue to change in a similar fashion until they expire.
By age 30, and hopefully by 40, a man looks back at his teens and early twenties and literally winces. He winces because of the insane things he did in those early, “wild,” years. He cannot believe some of the decisions he made, and the things he did. With regret, shame, and disbelief, many men look back at their youth and literally shake their heads . . .
Common American Culture by Our Young Men:
Talking a girl in to marriage because they were fucking horny
Getting girl(s) pregnant because they were fucking horny
Cheating on their wife because they were fucking horny
Leaving their pregnant wife/girlfriend because they were unbelievably horny
Single mom’s & fucked up, “families,” . . .
Everywhere
I’m proud of America
How about you?
Fantastic isn’t it?
Older men in prison—they will tell you the same thing. They will tell you they were wild and out of control in their youth. Now they are paying for this for the rest of their lives.
However, you need not go in to a prison to learn this—just ask any man in his 30’s or 40’s. They will tell you the same thing . . . it’s not a secret or anything.
And why do men go through these radical & profound changes you ask?
Hormones
Hormones
Hormones
Specifically, that would be testosterone
As men grow older, they are finally, “allowed,” to think straight. They are, “allowed,” to think straight because their hormones have FINALLY decreased to the point of allowing the blood flow to be directed to their brain rather than their
God damn dick
So . . . ladies . . . if you marry a dude who is in his teens or early twenties . . .
Good Fuckin’ Luck
You have just successfully married a hormone bag . . .
Congratulations!
Personal Shit
When I was growing up, no one ever told me any of this shit. I thought something was wrong with me! I felt guilty for being constantly overwhelmed with this state from which I could not remove myself. I literally wanted to go to the doctor and ask him to give me something to keep me from being insanely horny all of the God damn time. Every damn day on the bus home from school, the vibration of the school bus would give me a massive hard on. When the bus stopped to let me out, I would attempt to cover up my massive erection with my school bag. Every damn day, I would quite literally bite my tongue in a vain effort to stop this—it rarely worked.
I actually stayed in school, studied hard & did well. I graduated college. But I was overwhelmed by my hormones the entire time. This affected everything I did. When a man has an overwhelming drive—this affects every decision he makes. And decisions driven by overwhelming hormones are often not wise.
The Boner Conclusion
I would like to believe that as a thinking society, one day we will be honest enough to approach this logically. Today, millions of Americans regulate their blood pressure, insulin, and fertility to name just a few. We also regulate our very hearts with a miracle device known as a pacemaker. It was not long ago that regulating any of these would be considered
Ridiculous
Would it be ridiculous to consider regulating a hormone that compels men to fight and/or fuck anything that moves? Would it be ridiculous to consider offering the freedom to regulate a hormone that compels men to make decisions they will & do profoundly regret for the rest of their lives? Would it be ridiculous to consider offering the freedom to regulate a hormone that compels many men to be driven in to a state of constant restlessness resulting in a myriad of bad choices—drug abuse, violence, millions of unwanted pregnancies, jail, prison . . .
over
& over
& over
& over again
Over & over again to the point where we as a society have accepted this as normal
Bubba says:
Yeah, he was just young and full of cum . . . “ha ha ha”
It’s really not that funny anymore
Today, aging men have the option of taking hormone, (testosterone/HGH), replacement, as they get older. (Of course, women also commonly take hormone replacements after menopause). Why not provide a reciprocal option to young men??? Young men do not choose to be in this state. Young men find themselves in this chaos and no one is honestly dealing with this.
Just something to think about as you watch your son grow up and go completely fucking nuts
Ha Ha Ha . . . Real Funny