Preface

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Purpose of yourmomlied.com

Yourmomlied.com was created to tell young people the truth about life–because most mom’s lie to their kids

(Mom’s usually raise the kids in case you missed that)

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If you somehow believe this is not an

Enormous

problem in American families, then you are a fucking moron

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Yourmomlied.com is equally valuable to adults–because most of their mom’s lied to them too

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Ok, What Lies Do Mom’s Tell Their Kids?

Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny are not the lies yourmomlied.com is talking about. Glance over to the top right side of this page under, “categories.” These are the lies we are talking about.

Why was yourmomlied.com Created?

Yourmomlied.com was created because my own mom, (and dad), lied to me about some of the most basic yet profound things in life. This created many problems for me–problems that were

100% Unnecessary

&

100% Avoidable

Every day I have grown older, I have fully understood that I am not unique or special—most parents simply lie to their kids.

How did you do your research for yourmomlied.com?

None of the topics on yourmomlied.com are bizarre facts—they are easily found with a simple Google search or a 20 minute trip to your local library. Although some topics are referenced, most of yourmomlied.com is simply common sense. And maybe that is why the topics on this site are that much more, (strangely), profound—because these facts are right in front of our face, but almost no one acknowledges them . . .

Weird

The reason for this darkness we call the United States is worthy of some serious thought and discussion—and that is exactly what yourmomlied.com does.

Why is yourmomlied.com important?

This site is important to prevent young people from experiencing the confusion, disillusionment, anger, & misery that myself and millions of others U.S. citizens have lived through as a result of being lied to by their mom, (and dad).

Suggestion to Adults Planning on Becoming Human Xerox Machines

Adults, planning on having kids, (or already have kids), should look at the topics on this site, (under categories on the top right). These adults should consider whether or not they are going to lie to/mislead their children, or tell them the truth about these presented topics & similar topics.

Who is the Target Audience?

Everyone is the target audience. However, my fear and life experience leads me to believe that adults having children already have their mind made up on whether or not they are going to lie to their kids. Most parents I have met really don’t care about the truth–and that’s pretty fucked up. Therefore, yourmomlied.com will probably be more beneficial to those who actually are questioning what is truth, & what is not truth—and that would generally be younger people.

How yourmomlied.com came in to being

This site came in to being due to shear frustration & bewilderment at the inability to have an honest conversation with most people. To this day, I cannot have an honest conversation with my own college educated mom & dad about any topic on this website. I cannot have an honest conversation with most people I meet concerning the topics on this website . . .

What the hell?

I remember growing in to a man & wondering why there was no resource for truth. Why were no authorities honestly talking about these enormously profound issues???

1. My parents? Nope

2. My church? Hell no

3. My teachers? Nope

4. Politicians? No

5. Police? No

6. My friends? Yes—one . . . (see acknowledgements at bottom)

7. Anybody else? Nope

At some point during all this frustration & yes anger, I determined that if no one else was going to honestly talk about this, someone needed to . . . and yourmomlied.com was finally born.

Because I believe truth is important, I have spent a great deal of time during my lifetime:

1. Talking to people from every walk of life about the topics presented on this site

2. Listening to people. I look them in the eyes & listen to them with respect. I have found the overwhelming response from U.S. citizens regarding these topics to be absolutely

Bizarre

People do NOT want to talk about these things and become remarkably uncomfortable when these topics are brought up.

More recently, I spent a number of years, (almost every weekend), on discussion boards on well meaning websites such as FACTnet.com & IndependentSpirits.com. I realized that many of these good people, with all due respect, were dismissing some enormous facts—really simple facts . . . facts covered here on yourmomlied.com.

I realized that people in general were dismissing some Ridiculously obvious facts. Without having this common ground of understanding, having

Any

type of meaningful discourse whether in person or online was pretty much

FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

I concluded that there is a sickness which has infected most people in America:

1. Unbelievable Ego

2. Unbelievable Ignorance

3. Unbelievable Fear

4. Complete lack of shame of #1-#3

How Long Did yourmomlied.com take to put together?

A great deal of time, effort, & guts has been devoted to this site . . . going on one full year as of 12-27-08

What is the Ultimate goal of yourmomlied.com?

To create a revolution

A revolution of common sense

And that would be a revolution indeed

Acknowledgements:

Growing up, I had zero sources for truth. No one took me to the side and, “told me how it was.” My parents, church, & just about everyone else lied to me about the, “big,” things. I was lost in a sea of lost people, except for a library card and curiosity. (There was no such thing as the internet). Yet I knew something was very wrong. Through an unlikely series of events, I met an extraordinary 19 year old young man named Ron—we were the same age. This young man, a genuine researcher, brought more truth in to my pathetic life than anyone I had ever met, or anyone I have ever met since. As eccentric as he was, he presented me with honesty and facts of which I will always be in debt. (Look, I can deal with eccentric over lies any day of the week).

My big wig NASA employed father met Ron a couple of times and commented that he was, “weird.” Ron WAS weird—weird because he was honest when it wasn’t, “cool,” to be honest. . .

Some of Ron’s colleagues and friends have been frequent guests on the History Channel even today –20 years after we met. Ron’s family is also extraordinary. Ron has been on TV, and his research broke new ground that has been on TV and opened the door to many other researchers. Ron long ago withdrew from the spotlight and I believe that is the way he prefers for now & maybe forever. I understand. That is another story.

Ron introduced me to Monty Python’s, “The Life of Brian.” That is some funny shit if you have not seen it.

I have lost contact with Ron because he and his family moved far away up north when he and I were only 19—our friendship was brief.

Ron taught me it was OK to think about things we were not supposed to think about. I will never forget when he raised his hand in the air and explained how he observed life—he raised one hand in the air and explained that he got a more clear perspective of life as a whole by rising above it, rather than being immersed in it.

An extremely elementary concept . . . but a brilliant one

Something we can all learn from–we should stop, think, rise above all the things going on around us, and simply look down & think. I believe he was simply stating we can’t see the forest for the trees—it’s a simple concept we should all think about.

To the person that took the time to sit down with me & plainly tell me the truth when no one else would . . .

This website is dedicated to you Ron . . . my good friend

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Nutrition 101

{This is the print out I gave to clients/potential clients when I worked as a full-time personal trainer/nutritionist. I ended up quiting this job because the owner of the gym sold the gym. I did very well with my clients—in a period of two (2) years . . . one male client lost 100 lbs, and another female client lost 70 lbs . . . this weight lost transformed their lives. I did very well with quite a few other clients as well. So much so, that I had one, (obviously wealthy), doctor offer me any hourly rate I chose to train him—after I had quit. Sorry for the quality of this—it was saved on an old version of Microsoft Office & did not transfer very well}.

Factoid:

Obesity/poor diet/lack of excersise is the 2^nd leading cause of death in America . . . (and it means living a life that sucks)

Nutrition 101

What Your Mother Never Told You, Because She Did Not Know

Written by yourmomlied.com

B.S. Journalism, Texas A&M University

AFAA Nationally Certified Trainer (2003-2005)

Introduction

I talk to people daily who tell me that they lose weight on just about every diet they have tried. They then tell me that they not only gain the weight back, but they gain back even more weight. Their frustration is not a joke. It is all too real and the never-ending weight-gain weight-loss rotation has lead to a tremendous decrease in the quality of their life. This is clearly seen by the ever-growing health problems suffered by millions of Americans. Diabetes is a growing epidemic; unless you have been living in a van down by the river you already know this. Heart disease kills about 500,000 Americans every year. Encountering this endless cycle of misery a ridiculous number of times has lead me to complete this paper. This is a very emotional topic. Be careful. Do not believe everything you read or hear. Be cynical. Investigate. Research. And when you are confident you have found the truth, do not dip your toe into the water. Dive in.

Who is The Writer?

There is nothing particularly special about me except for my ability to communicate a Cliff Notes version of an infinite barrage of information and disinformation. I do not have 7% body fat (anymore), nor do I have every answer. I have bad habits, which I constantly battle and too often lose, especially as I get older. You will not see me on the cover of a fitness magazine next to a fitness model. But because of the good things I continue to do right, I am extremely healthy and strong. I will never have a beer belly, nor will I be diabetic. The impact of my bad habits are minimized because of the things I do right. You too have bad habits. You may not be able to change these. What you can do is focus on the things you can change. After you do this, I promise you the other obstacles will not be as ferocious.

O.K. What Should I Change?

People ask me every day how they should eat. Or they ask me about this diet, or that diet. I then ask them what kind of diet is Mr. And Miss Fitness U.S.A. on. There is a long silence followed by a deer in the headlights look from the person. Silence is sometimes good; in this case it truly is golden. I can see the wheels start to turn as I continue to answer their question by asking them questions. The people who have most dramatically re-shaped their bodies are on what diet I ask. Silence. I continue. Are they on Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? The Zone Diet? The Atkins Diet? Richard Simmons? No. In fact, they are on none of these. They do not diet.

So, if these people are not on a diet of any type, then what great secret do they hold? It would seem logical to figure out what this select group of fitness enthusiasts and professionals are doing.

Change Your Perspective, Seriously

Start admiring the people who have successfully struggled, changed their lifestyle, chiseled a new body, and maintained it. And copy them.

Stop admiring genetically gifted freaks that have no body fat, are born with perfectly symmetrical bodies, and eat whatever they want all day long. Re-direct your energy from hating them to learning from the ones who have overcome. These overly blessed genetic oddities make up about .01% of the population and have done very little if anything to look the way they do. So why do what they do? From my experience, 99% of these people have absolutely nothing to offer. They are extremely proud of their physiques, and have every right to do so. However, it is the ones who struggle successfully, and learn, and constantly seek to learn that you must pay attention to. Why are they successful? What kind of magical food are these people eating? And what portion sizes do they eat? And how many times a day? Why don’t people simply look at the ones who have successfully struggled and maintained a great physique and say, “I’ll have what he’s having.”

I don’t know why, you tell me.

This is not rocket science

When my father graduated from college, he had job offers from NASA, the FBI, and IBM. He chose NASA. He has now retired from NASA after serving for 30 years. He is a brilliant engineer holding various patents and is president of his own successful electronics manufacturing company. He also helped design one of the first radar devices used by NASA to bounce signals off of the moon and back to earth to gauge a true distance. This refrigerator-looking device is still on display at the Johnson Space Center museum. He is truly a brilliant engineer; to this day I am sincerely amazed when I see the many devices and designs he develops.

Unfortunately, my father has absolutely no comprehension as to what the “Nutrition Facts,” on a box of Cheerios means. He is not alone. There is a huge group of educated and successful people at the top of their field who go into the grocery store with this same dilemma.

The people with the best bodies are not all genetically gifted. Indeed, some are. We all envy them, myself included. But many are not. We should learn to respect those who have overcome less than perfect genes. (Yes, this is the second time I have said this).

The ones who are not blessed with perfect genes are eating at least 5 or 6 times a day, sometimes more through healthy snacks. Each meal, or snack, consisting of quality protein and a complex carbohydrate. {See the list of approved proteins and carbohydrates on pg. 11}. That’s it. It’s that simple. No rocket science here.

Why Diets Do Not Work

People tell me they have tried every diet on planet earth. Then they tell me that they just gain the weight back. This is because diets do not work. Let me explain why.

When most people diet, they stop eating (ladies are you listening)? When you stop eating, you will accomplish a few things:

1. You will lose a minimal amount of fat

2. You will lose muscle

3. You will lose water weight

Do you realize what you have just done? You are slowly destroying your only long-term weapon against fat. Muscle. When you stop eating, your body still requires energy to function. Energy comes from calories (food). If there is no food, your body has two storage areas for calories: muscle and fat. So when you stop eating your body starts to consume both.

So How Do I Keep Muscle?

Your body needs two things to build muscle: protein and carbohydrates consumed in the same sitting. Not just protein, and not just carbohydrates but both of them together. When people start dieting, most of them drastically reduce their caloric intake, and do not consume enough protein or carbohydrates. They then start to lose weight and get excited. Yes, they are losing some fat. Unfortunately, they are also losing precious muscle and more often water weight, especially on extremely low or no carbohydrate diets. {For further explanation, see how bodybuilders prepare for competition in the upcoming chapter II}.

Remember, muscle burns fat. The more muscle you have, the more fat you burn. And when people diet, they lose fat, precious muscle, and even more water. Let me say the same thing in a different way. When people diet, they are destroying their weapon against fat—muscle. The dieter hoping for a quick fix has just successfully taken one-step forward and 10 steps backward.

How Does Muscle Burn Fat?

For every 1 lb of muscle in an adult female, the body will burn between 30 to 45 calories per day. (An adult male burns between 45 to 60 calories a day for every 1 lb of muscle. One pound of fat burns a mere 3 to 4 calories per day). So, if a lady starts a structured weight training routine, and gains 5 pounds of muscle in three months, then how much has she increased her fat burning? We will call her, “Star.” Let’s say that Star has an extremely slow metabolism, and only burns 30 calories a day for every 1lb of muscle gained.

O.k., 5lbs muscle X 30 calories = 150 calories

So Star is burning 150 calories a day more because of this added muscle. Doesn’t seem like much does it? Now, let’s look at how many calories Star will burn if she maintains this muscle over a period of one year:

150 calories X 365 days =54,750 calories

Wow.

To understand what this means, you need to understand that it takes 3500 calories to put on one pound of dreaded fat:

3500 calories = 1 lb fat

If we divide the total calories this extra five pounds of muscle is burning, by 3500 calories, the impact is tremendous:

54,750 cals/3500 cals = 15.6 lbs of fat

Big wow!

So simply by starting an intelligent weight-training program, and gradually putting on a mere 5 lbs of muscle, Star will drop at least 15 lbs of fat.

Muscle burns fat.

O.K., So How Exactly Should I Do This??

1. Do not diet. (This is the second time I have put this in bold in case you were wondering. Diets do not work. How many times do we have to go through this)?

2. Eat at least 5 to 6 times per day a combination of quality protein and complex carbohydrates, with proper portion sizes. {See the “Magical Food” list on pg. 11}. Unless you are a morning person, you must prepare your food the night before. Carry a small (cooled) igloo with you to work. Your co-workers may tease you at first, then as you begin to shrink, they will quietly pull you aside and respectfully ask for your advice. I am not kidding.

3. Work out intelligently with weights. This means work out with a friend who (hopefully) knows what they are doing, or see #7.

4. Implement an intense cardio routine on the days you are not weight training. The rule on cardio is doing what you enjoy.

5. Use supplements (meal replacement powders and bars) to help you reach your goal of 5 to 6 meals per day. If you try to prepare this many meals every day, you will be calling Dr. Phil in a fit of whining. A word of warning on the bars. There is evidence that some of the new better tasting bars (such as “Detour”), have significantly more sugar and calories than is stated on the Nutrition Facts. “Lean Body” bars and “Myoplex” Low Carb bars are safer choices in my opinion; they have been around for a while and taste great too.

6. Have a designated cheat day one day a week. {See “Glorious Cheat Day,” below}

7. Get professional assistance. Training with weights properly is a science and an art. Do not kid yourself. Working out is also a great deal of fun. Most people are somewhat stunned to find themselves upset at missing a work out, not to mention the increased energy and vigor that they receive. Just remember, those who say they will, “pick it up over time,” are the same ones who end up wasting their time because they have let their ego override reality. I have trained many successful people including doctors and some of the wealthiest people in Houston. These people are at the top of their field and highly respected. But they have no idea how to work out, just as I have no idea how to be a doctor, and I have not yet become one of the wealthiest people in Houston.

Resistance training takes time, patience, and discipline. And once you have learned proper form, breathing, and range of motion, it will increase the quality of your life in more ways than I, nor anyone else, could put on this paper. We gain our weight over a period of years; it will take at least some time to remove it. Be patient and your pants will be hanging off of you.

Glorious Cheat Day

Ahhhh, cheat day. One day a week you need to eat anything and everything you want. That’s right. Anything. All daylong. If you want three pizzas, go for it. If you want ½ gallon ice cream, a box of cookies, and two-dozen donuts please help yourself. And the next day begin eating properly. This cheat day serves two purposes:

1. Prevents your body from going into starvation mode. You must understand that fat = survival to your body. Your body doesn’t care that you want to fit into that bathing suit. Your body wants to survive. So if your body sees that you are losing fat, it sends out an alarm to stop releasing your fat. That’s not good. So what you have to do is pull the wool over your metabolism’s eyes and do a little manipulation. The purpose for the cheat day is simply to fool your body. After you have your cheat day, your body happily resumes releasing fat.

2. Provides a mental and psychological break from your eating schedule that everyone needs. No one can stay on the same routine without some type of break. No, not even Dr. Phil. Definitely not Oprah.

One of The Biggest Nutrition Myths

1. “If I buy fat free food, I’ll lose weight.”

a. True

b. False

Your body needs fat to survive. And, if you completely cut out all fats, it will be even more difficult for you to drop fat. Just as the, “Glorious Cheat Day,” works on a weekly basis, adding a little fat every day works on a daily basis as well. It’s that simple.

Let me approach it another way. When you completely cut out fat on your regular non-cheat days, the guys running your metabolism control center send out an alarm to all your fat cells. And you are not going to like it. The alarm signal is to hold on to all remaining fat cells.

To prevent this from happening, you need to consume small amounts of fat every day in addition to your once a week cheat day. By consuming small amounts of the “good” fats, your metabolism control center will be more at ease, and will, therefore, allow the fat burning process to continue. (Fat is vital to your health and your body’s proper operation. Adding small amounts of good fat to your diet will also significantly help your body add more muscle, not to mention elevate your mood especially Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids). But one must understand that there are two kinds of fat. Good fat and bad fat.

Now, you need to understand that even good fats should only be consumed in moderation. Most of us understand this. What most people do not understand is what happens when you cook with “good” fat. When a good fat such as olive oil is used while cooking, a molecular change occurs due to the heat. This heat causes the oil to become hydrogenated, or commonly known as saturated or trans-fatty. This is not good. Because you have heated this oil, this once good fat has now become no different than fat found in fast food. So, if you are going to use oil while cooking, use it sparingly, and only if necessary. Otherwise, simply ad it to your food AFTER you have cooked.

Myth #2

2. If I do 300 crunches for my stomach every day, it will help to burn fat off my belly.

a. True

b. False

You cannot reduce fat from one area of your body unless you have liposuction. Period. And liposuction is more trouble than it is worth considering the fact that you’ll just gain it right back. Spot reducing, (eliminating fat from one area of your body), is a myth.

Ladies, that annoying flab hanging off your arms, (triceps), that drives you nuts will not come off from doing arm excercises.

When you lose body fat, you lose it over your entire body. You do not lose fat from one particular part of your body no matter how hard you work it.

Yeah, Yeah, I Know What You Are Thinking

True, you can firm up the muscle underneath the flab, but this will have little change in your appearance by itself. Your eating habits have a much greater impact on your ultimate goal of fat reduction, especially at the start up of your new lifestyle. Let me break it down:

Flab Reduction Over Three Months

Proper Eating: 70% impact

Weight Training/Cardio: 30% impact

Flab Reduction Over One Year

Proper Eating: 60% impact

Weight Training/Cardio: 40% impact

Flab Reduction Over Five Years

Proper Eating: 50% impact

Weight Training/Cardio: 50% impact

As you can see, the longer you implement weight training (and cardio), the more impact it has on your fat loss. Is this ringing a bell? Please tell me it is. Remember, muscle burns fat. The more muscle you develop over the years, known as mature muscle, the more energy your body needs. Energy comes from calories. Some of those calories come from stored body fat.

Proper Eating Is Priority #1

Let me put this another way. If you change your eating but do absolutely no weight training or cardio, you can eventually (and quite temporarily) reach your fat loss goal. That’s right, you don’t really have to work out. And many people, (ladies), do just that. Now, if you do work out, it will certainly speed up the process. Just as importantly, when someone grabs your arm, his or her fingers won’t go straight to your bone. And of course, if you do weight train, you are building one of the most potent weapons in the long term against fat. Even if you do lose the fat just through eating properly, you will almost certainly gain it back without this muscle.

If you do not change your eating, but start an intense weight training/cardio routine, you will never reach your fat loss goal.

Eating –for- LIFE Authorized Foods

I like to refer to them as:

Magical Foods

Proteins	Carbohydrates	Vegetables
Chicken breast	#1 Sweet potato	Broccoli
Turkey breast	#2 Red Potato	Asparagus
Lean ground turkey	#3 White baked potato	Lettuce
Swordfish	Yam	Carrots
Orange roughy fish	Squash	Cauliflower
Haddock fish	Pumpkin	Green peppers
Salmon fish	Steamed brown rice	Mushrooms
Tuna	Steamed wild rice	Spinach
Crab	Pasta	Tomato
Lobster	Oatmeal w/o sugar	Peas
Shrimp	Barley	Brussels sprouts
Top round steak	Beans	Artichoke
Top sirloin steak	Corn	Cabbage
Lean ground beef	Strawberries w/Splenda	Celery
Buffalo	Melon	Zucchini
Lean ham	Apple	Cucumber
Egg whites or substitutes	Orange	Onion
Low-fat cottage cheese	Fat-free yogurt
Vegetarian Products	Whole wheat bread
Tempura	Rice cake
Seitan	Popcorn
Tofu	Tortilla
Texturized vegetable protein	Vegetables
Soy foods	Whole grains
Veggie burgers	Fruits
Choose a portion of protein and carbohydrates from each column to make a meal. Add a serving of vegetables to at least two of your daily meals.

O.K., Now I Know What To Eat, But How Much Protein & Carbohydrates Should I Eat?

Women: Should consume 20-30 grams of protein and a complex carbohydrate the size of their clenched fist 5 to 6 times a day, every 2.5 to 3 hours.

Men: Should consume 35-40 grams of protein and a complex carbohydrate the size of their clenched fist 5 to 6 times a day, every 2.5 to 3 hours.

Even Though I Just Told You How Many Grams of Protein You Should Have, Use Portion Size Rather than Counting Grams & Calories (or You Will Start To Slowly Pull Your Hair Out)

A portion of protein is the size of your open palm. A portion of carbohydrates is the size of your clenched fist. This will greatly help you in most situations. So if you go out for a steak dinner, and they bring you out a huge chicken fried steak, and a potato the size of your head, you can simply glance at your palm next to the steak and know that you only need that much. You can then look at your clenched fist next to your potato and realize that you only need that much. Now you have the knowledge; the will to do the right thing is up to you.

A Few Exceptions To Every Rule

As a general rule, use portion sizes rather than counting calories. And, as a general rule, use portion size rather than counting protein and carbohydrate grams. However, not all protein can be so easily gauged by your open palm. It is obviously much easier to look at the “Nutrition Facts” for protein and carbohydrates on all meal replacement powders and bars. Some proteins such as eggs may be portioned out simply by looking at the, “Nutrition Facts,” on the label. Again, such foods as cottage cheese and milk also fall into this category.

You Will Face Resistance, At First

I worked in a large county business for exactly three years. When I first began, I was young and in fairly good shape (not to mention green). As I settled in, I became more serious about my eating and work out regimen. I constantly studied nutrition and weight training. (I was somewhat horrified to see the result of eating the provided county food for years). At first, my fellow co-workers teased me about the food I brought and made “questionable” comments about my meal replacement shakes. Then a funny thing happened. As I leaned out and became more toned, these same people who had poked fun at me quietly pulled me aside. Most of them not only wanted to know exactly what I was eating, but also insisted I write out a work out plan for them. Before I knew it, I had gained the respect of my entire shift as well as my Supervisors and their Supervisors. To this day, co-workers still contact me for advice.

Conclusion

Don’t take things too seriously. You probably will mess up. Don’t worry about it. Look at the big picture. Where do you want to be in a year? What do you want to look like? Put that image in your head and make it real. And as one of my clients once told me, “If you fall off the wagon, don’t stop and build a house”.

I like that.

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19. A Conversation with a Police Officer That Every American Should Stop & Read

I just had a conversation with a police officer concerning the corruption known as our government—aka the politicians in Washington. We both agreed that Washington/politicians needed to be cleaned out.

Later on that same day, I thought about this conversation and a gigantic light bulb turned on & I thought . . . “Wait a second–politicians make

ALL

The laws that every single police officer in the United States is sworn to enforce.”

Now That’s Fucked Up

So . . . if Washington & just about all state & local politicians are self serving big money whores who are more concerned about making a name for themselves, rather than doing what is right . . . then what hope do we have for our children & our country if these are the people who make up our laws?????

A Revolution?

Hopefully a revolution of common sense rather than a revolution of violence . . . we shall see

The first question every U.S. citizen should be asking is: “Who are the majority of voters, (morons), in America who have actually voted these openly puppet politicians in to office?”

I believe anyone would agree that the patrons of Wal-Mart would be an honest slice of mainstream America—a snap shot of the average American (voter).

And what people do we see at just about every Wal-Mart in America?

1. Zombies

2. Punks

3. Ghetto-Licious People

4. Stupid People

5. Morons

6. Actual Human Beings that will literally walk right in to you when NO ONE is anywhere around you—and after they walk right in to you they don’t care . . . they don’t care because they are ZOMBIES

7. Morbidly Obese People

8. Morbidly Obese Pregnant females with multiple screaming kids from multiple unknown fathers

9. Young, uneducated, tattooed/pierced couples just out of high school, “in love,” hand-in-hand or close together with the female proudly showing off her, “baby bump.”

10. And maybe one or two shoppers who don’t fit in to any of these categories– they just want to get the hell out of there

So . . . the next time you wonder why this country is all fucked up, just remember Wal-Mart—this is America folks. This is what we have become . . . and these are the people who vote for the future of your children, your country . . . your very existence.

The End

Hi

What you doin’?

Bored?

Nothing on TV?

Confused?

Constipated?

Do I need to draw you a picture?

Do I need to walk you through this?

God help us . . . or somebody

Remedial Section

For the thinking Impaired

We ask our police to enforce laws made by corrupt politicians and wonder why we have the highest incarceration rate on the fucking planet—maybe because some of these laws were made by politicians trying to make a name for themselves—not because these laws were intended to better our society

Have you ever even thought about that?

No . . . really

Have you ever thought about that?

And politicians here in America are

Always

Trying to make a name for themselves . . . with a sleeping/ignorant/Bible-belt populace more interested in, “American Idol.”

That’s not good

Again . . .

Politicians often make laws to make a name for themselves—not because it is a good law for the citizens

Many of these laws created by politicians are good & obviously need to be created. These laws are, “good,” laws because they are created to prevent harm to an

Actual victim

Examples of good laws:

1. Don’t Steal

2. Don’t kill

3. Don’t rape

4. Don’t kidnap

Laws that prevent actual & real harm to a person, animal, thing, or property are, “good,” laws

You get the picture

Right?

That’s great

The problem

The problem is that U.S. citizens are being charged with crimes where there is

No victim

When a U.S. citizen is, “caught,” with a bag of pot, who is the victim in the arrest sheet?

This is very important

Again, who is the victim when a U.S. citizen is, “caught,” with drugs?

There is no victim

Therefore, here in the land of the free, your local police simply . . .

Make up a Victim

(Kind of like the Federal Reserve just makes up money)

So, in every state in America, when someone is arrested for drugs, the court papers read something like this:

1. The State of _______ vs. John Smith

If John Smith punched Mike Jones in the face, the court papers would read something like this:

2. Mike Jones vs. John Smith

Do you understand the difference?

In #1 above there is no victim—the victim is pseudo and make-believe

In #2 above there is a real victim—a human being who has been hit in the face

You need to understand that #1 above is the reason we have 1.7 million human beings in U.S. jails/prisons right now for non-violent drug, “offenses.” Every state in this country has literally made up thousands of imaginary victims: “The State of _______.”

The average citizen in this country does not understand these above very simple facts—nor do they care. And that is why this country is literally fucked

America . . . land of the incarcerated, home of the cool-aid drinking Wal-Mart shoppers who vote

Aren’t you glad you had kids?

I’m sure they have a great future in this country!

Hell, just look around right now . . . aren’t you proud?

How about those grandkids?

Aren’t you happy for them?

They’ll be so happy you brought them in to all of this greatness . . . no doubt

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18.  Obama Nation – Just another Puppet on a String

You know, when I first heard about the Obama buzz, I had no idea who this ding dong was.  But as always, I sit down, put the remote control down, and actually listen to what each politician says.  Each time I secretly hope they will disappoint my well earned dark cynicism by replacing it with one little word:

Truth

So the first time I sat down and listened to Barrack Obama, I thought I was going to hear yet another black leader idiot.  And so I sat down, listened to Obama, and heard . . .

Another Black Leader Idiot

You know, as a white man, (which I am), you might be thinking:  “This is just another racist dumb-ass.”  But you would be waaaaaaay wrong.  When I first heard Obama, I was hoping with every atom in my flabulicious body that this guy would freak me out with:

Truth

Because . . .

Truth = Change Indeed

You see, the white man came to this land we call America not too long ago.  And while holding a Bible and calling themselves Christians, this is what they did:

1.      Slaughtered Americans.   Brought disease, and committed genocide to the American People—the native American People

2.     Black Slavery–Brought human beings, against their will, in the bowels of ships from Africa to America in horrendous, vile, filthy, & unthinkable conditions that would make our worst horror flicks look tame.

3.     White Slavery.  Over half of all white immigrants to the English colonies of North America during the 17th and 18th centuries consisted of indentured servants—often treated as black slaves were treated.  (Google it you moron—it’s historical fact).

4.     Child Abuse.  Put their own white children into terrible conditions & long hours in factories—the term, “child abuse did not even exist & children were all too often treated like dogs.

5.     1^st Civil War.  And when the north and south had a disagreement on whether a human being should be a slave or not, well, there was yet another mountain of dead bodies, amputated legs, arms, other body parts, and a literal river of human blood—the Civil War.

6.     The Civil Rights movement—fellow human beings trying to be accepted as . . . human beings

7.       2^nd Civil War—quietly raging right now & castrating the spirit of our nation.  Today, the white man, instead of directly enslaving or killing, he has found yet another way to bring about profound human misery.  This time, the white man does not kill or enslave as historically understood.   This time, he does not amputate arms or legs, this time he amputates the human spirit.  He amputates a human beings ability to get a job,—he amputates hope for the future.  This is different—this is a war against people known as the, “Drug War.”  The Drug War was started in 1971 by a politician, Nixon, who was losing another war—The Vietnam War.  So, since he was quite literally desperate to divert attention away from his own failure on the Vietnam disaster, he created another war—against his own people . . . The Drug War.  Today, America incarcerates more of its own citizens per capita than ANY nation on the face of this planet. 

(Hey folks, I really don’t think we can take any more civil wars—this shit is ridiculous)

Thanks White Christians!

You know, even more pathetic is the fact that we are such a very young nation.  And why do we as a nation keep repeating insanity at such a young age?

Because white people will not talk about their very own history!

Hello?

Look, I’m a white, blue eyed guy, graduated from one of the most conservative colleges in the U.S., and employed in a highly conservative career.

But if I even begin ranting on the above mentioned 7 things white Christians have done to America that are simply historical fact, I will get black-balled.  You see, white people don’t yell at you, they just don’t want to talk about it.  And if they’re your employer—they will quietly destroy you if you don’t shut up.  So, of course, you shut up at work.

So . . . back to my disappointment with Obama

This country is a mess.  And there are some

Ridiculously

overwhelming things that literally a blind politician who was genuinely interested in the

Truth

would immediately address

I heard Obama address NONE of these such as . . .            

1.     The racist, “Drug War.”  Our prisons are well over 50% black, while the black population of our country is only 13%.  Drug laws created by white politicians trying to make a name for themselves dish out penalties 100 times harsher on drugs used predominantly by blacks as compared to drugs used predominantly by whites.  Not a word from Obama—like it doesn’t exist.  The so called Drug War is LITERALLY destroying young black men and a pasty white blue eyed boy is the one telling you about it—that would be me.  Is Obama mad?  Nope.  C’mon black America!  Where’s Obama?  . . . . . . . . a whole bunch of fucking nothing.

2.     The Federal Reserve.  The Federal Reserve is the epitome of an unconstitutional, illegal, criminal, privately run organization that prints money out of thin air creating massive inflation and the devaluation of the U.S. dollar around the world and right here at home.  It is killing us quite literally—just look around at our economy.  Hello?  (When you go to the ATM and see that your account balance is about zero, what do you do?  Do you go home and start printing out money on your home computer?  No?  Why not?  Maybe because that’s ILLEGAL & YOU WOULD GO TO FEDERAL PRISON?  That’s EXACTLY what your Federal Reserve has been doing).   Cat got your tongue Obama?

3.      Reverend Wright’s Sermon.  There was a great deal of historical and current facts presented by Rev. Wright—some of which I presented in my 7 things white Christians brought to America earlier in this post.  (And also presented in chapter 12 of this website under, “Categories”).  But when the media confronted Obama on the truth bluntly presented by his life-long pastor– Rev. Wright, what did Obama do?  He ran away like a scared 12 year old girl. 

Do I really need to go on?

(Please tell me no because this shit is getting so fucking old)

Look, can you tell me exactly what change Obama is talking about???

No one can

I know

Because I actually talk to people all the time

No one can tell me anything this puppet is going to change—including Barrack Obama himself

But he sure is cool

And one hell of a speaker

Very recently in history, there was another politician who gave great speeches to a country ashamed, economically depressed, and acting on emotions rather than simple facts.

His name was Hitler

I don’t think Obama is a Hitler—god I hope not.  But unless Obama pulls a rabbit out of his ass, he is looking more & more like a bonified Pied Piper in the flesh & blood.

The simple facts, the words out of his mouth, the people he is bringing in to his staff—not looking good for anyone including the black man . . . more of the same bull shit.

And I was glad McCain didn’t win—yes, he is an American hero.   However, he is a completely self-serving politician with a NEON sign over his head blinking:  “Wanting to gain power & fuck the truth”. 

When Obama won the election, I made myself watch the Communist News Network known as CNN.  Now that Obama had won I quietly thought . . . hmmm, maybe, just maybe, that was all a pathetic act and now he will give us a morsel of the revolution for change that he has been bursting at the seams to let out!

I wanted to hear this, “revolutionary,” explain to me the change I could believe in

I listened to every word that came out of his mouth—every fucking word . . .

Anything—fucking anything dude . . . give me a morsel of real change & truth so I can actually have some hope for this fucked up country when I go to sleep at night

Nothing

That same pseudo-confident Prozac stare he had the entire time

No substance

No truth

Just a whole-lot-a

Verbal Masturbation

Change we can believe in . . . my ass

Well, uh . . . maybe Obama will really start this revolution for positive change in a year or so

Sure, that’s it

Obama’s eyes, countenance, essence, and people he has already chosen for his staff indicate one thing IMO . . . no real change.  No real change for the black man, the white man, the brown man, or anyone else.

I hope with every ounce of my pasty white ass that I am completely wrong

But it’s looking like we’re really fucked once again

But at least our country is getting fucked by a lean guy with a nice tan . . . right?

(That was a sick attempt at a joke)

America has become a great country . . .  to move out of

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17.  Why Men are Stupid

Newsflash to women around the world . . .

Men are stupid, immature, selfish, retarded pigs, & only as faithful as their options

If you think you have found an exception to the above, then you are

Stupid

If you choose to marry, have a relationship, or breed with us, (men), then you do so at the peril of yourself and your babies

So . . . that’s about it

The End

You still there?

Was I not blunt enough?

Good God do you need a remedial section?

Jesus

Remedial Section

When boys hit puberty in their early teens, their hormones are

RAGING UNCONTROLLABLY

Their hormones are raging uncontrollably to the point that they quite literally cannot think straight about much of anything.  This makes boys/men fucking stupid to the point that they literally do really stupid things.

Of course many men remain in this stupid state their entire lives—just look around.  However, some men, quite slowly, emerge from this hormonal stupidity over a period of many years.

Roughly, but accurately nonetheless, here is the basic progression of the minority of men who actually do emerge from this stupidity . . .

Simple Timeline of a Man’s Progression from Hormones to Reality:

(A Few Pointers for Every Woman on Planet Earth Considering Procreation with a Young Man)

About the age of 26 or so, some type of focus/reality begins to appear.  By 30, men are a completely different person than they were in their teens and early 20’s.  By 40, men are a remarkably different person than they were at 30 or younger.   Every decade after 40, men continue to change in a similar fashion until they expire.

By age 30, and hopefully by 40, a man looks back at his teens and early twenties and literally winces.  He winces because of the insane things he did in those early, “wild,” years.  He cannot believe some of the decisions he made, and the things he did.  With regret, shame, and disbelief, many men look back at their youth and literally shake their heads . . .

Common American Culture by Our Young Men:

Talking a girl in to marriage because they were fucking horny

Getting girl(s) pregnant because they were fucking horny

Cheating on their wife because they were fucking horny

Leaving their pregnant wife/girlfriend because they were unbelievably horny

Single mom’s & fucked up, “families,” . . .

Everywhere

I’m proud of America

How about you?

Fantastic isn’t it?

Older men in prison—they will tell you the same thing.  They will tell you they were wild and out of control in their youth.  Now they are paying for this for the rest of their lives.

However, you need not go in to a prison to learn this—just ask any man in his 30’s or 40’s.  They will tell you the same thing . . . it’s not a secret or anything.  

And why do men go through these radical & profound changes you ask?

Hormones

Hormones

Hormones

Specifically, that would be testosterone

As men grow older, they are finally, “allowed,” to think straight.  They are, “allowed,” to think straight because their hormones have FINALLY decreased to the point of allowing the blood flow to be directed to their brain rather than their

God damn dick

So . . . ladies . . . if you marry a dude who is in his teens or early twenties . . .

Good Fuckin’ Luck

You have just successfully married a hormone bag . . .

Congratulations!

Personal Shit

When I was growing up, no one ever told me any of this shit.  I thought something was wrong with me!  I felt guilty for being constantly overwhelmed with this state from which I could not remove myself.   I literally wanted to go to the doctor and ask him to give me something to keep me from being insanely horny all of the God damn time.  Every damn day on the bus home from school, the vibration of the school bus would give me a massive hard on.   When the bus stopped to let me out, I would attempt to cover up my massive erection with my school bag.   Every damn day, I would quite literally bite my tongue in a vain effort to stop this—it rarely worked.

I actually stayed in school, studied hard & did well.  I graduated college.  But I was overwhelmed by my hormones the entire time.  This affected everything I did.  When a man has an overwhelming drive—this affects every decision he makes.  And decisions driven by overwhelming hormones are often not wise. 

The Boner Conclusion

I would like to believe that as a thinking society, one day we will be honest enough to approach this logically.  Today, millions of Americans regulate their blood pressure, insulin, and fertility to name just a few.  We also regulate our very hearts with a miracle device known as a pacemaker.  It was not long ago that regulating any of these would be considered

Ridiculous

Would it be ridiculous to consider regulating a hormone that compels men to fight and/or fuck anything that moves?   Would it be ridiculous to consider offering the freedom to regulate a hormone that compels men to make decisions they will & do profoundly regret for the rest of their lives?  Would it be ridiculous to consider offering the freedom to regulate a hormone that compels many men to be driven in to a state of constant restlessness resulting in a myriad of bad choices—drug abuse, violence, millions of unwanted pregnancies, jail, prison . . .

over

& over

& over

& over again

Over & over again to the point where we as a society have accepted this as normal

Bubba says:

Yeah, he was just young and full of cum . . . “ha ha ha”

It’s really not that funny anymore

Today, aging men have the option of taking hormone, (testosterone/HGH), replacement, as they get older.  (Of course, women also commonly take hormone replacements after menopause).    Why not provide a reciprocal option to young men???  Young men do not choose to be in this state.  Young men find themselves in this chaos and no one is honestly dealing with this.

Just something to think about as you watch your son grow up and go completely fucking nuts

Ha Ha Ha . . . Real Funny   

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16.  When, “Good,” Men Do . . .  Nothing

One thing that profoundly amazes me every day is so called, “good,” men who do

 nothing

So called good men who watch our families, our children, our country & our freedom going down the toilet

Yet, these, “good,” men do

 Nothing

What so called good men am I referring to?

·        Men with good jobs

·        Men who don’t cheat on their wives

·        Men who go to church

·        Men who obey the law

·        Men who love their children

·        Men who have an American flag bumper sticker

Do these, “good,” men think:

1.      Superman is going to swoop down and save the day

or

2.      Do they just not give a shit?

Well, even a moron knows superman isn’t going to swoop down and save the day . . .

Superman is fucking dead

So that would leave option 2:  Apparently these, “good,” men just don’t give a shit.

Question:

So . . . are these truly, “good,” men?

Now that’s a damn good question . . . isn’t it?

(Yes, it is a good question)

 Answer:

No

(More accurately that would be Fuck No)

Personal Shit:

(Just read it because I’m actually going somewhere with this)

My own father is a brilliant man and workaholic—if I didn’t look just like him I would wonder if my dumbass was even related to him.  He was sought from some of the most respected agencies in this country upon college graduation.  He chose one of them and retired with hundreds of people under him.   He has been married to his wife, (my mother), forever.  My parents still flirt with each other.  He doesn’t drink, smoke, do drugs or cheat on his wife.  (Actually, his doctor told him to start drinking red wine—Kosher wine by the way, because it is supposed to be healthy.   So my dad asked me to go to the liquor store with him and pick out the wine—whatever.  And he smokes cigars—Clint Eastwood style cigars . . . oh yeah.  So I actually just lied about him not drinking or smoking—hell, people have been lying to you your whole life so I just threw in a couple more).  

My father & mother are quite involved in a very large church & respected in their community. 

Both of my parents are college educated.

Yet, to this day, I cannot have an honest conversation with my mom or dad.

To this day, I cannot talk to my own parents about the most important things.

Sure, I can talk about my job, the weather, the person I am dating, blah, blah, blah.

In other words, I can freely talk to my parents about

Bull Shit

But, if I attempt to talk to my parents about any of the topics on this website, or any other meaningful topic, I receive a

Deer in the Headlights Stare

The few times I bring up topics that are addressed on this website to my parents, I lose eye contact with my father.

That is because my father looks down

I believe my mother is on some type of medication and she attempts to make meaningless comments because I am her son, and I guess that’s what mothers do because they value the time with their child.  My genuinely wise & educated mother is also a deeply fundamental Christian.

OK, done with the personal shit

I also talk to my friends, co-workers, and strangers I meet about such topics as on this website—I have done this my entire life beginning in my late teens.  My hair is now turning grey, and I am getting older, but the responses remain the same.  (However, I have had a handful of shocking exceptions in my lifetime—but these are oh so rare).   And here are the responses I usually get concerning these most profound topics in our country, (and humanity for that matter), as addressed to every day American citizens:

1.     Blank fucking stare—(goddamn I’m sick of that stare)

2.     No response . . . (aka silence)

3.     Shock & disbelief I actually spoke about the topic

4.     Moron Chuckle . . . followed by changing the subject

5.     Response of complete & total ignorance

6.     In a group . . . someone will simply belittle me

7.     And God forbid you ask a man one of these questions in front of his wife/girlfriend . . .

Why is this you ask?

1.  Ego

2.  Ignorance

3.  Fear

4.  Complete & total lack of shame of #1-#3 above

Let’s Take a Closer Look

Why do, “good,” men choose to remain in this state of stupidity?

I ask myself this question on a daily basis

This frankly troubles me to the point of occasionally putting my hands over my face and giving up on any semblance of even approaching the truth with my very own parents, friends, co-workers, acquaintances, etc.  This troubles me to the point of occasionally wanting to give up on this website, any hopes of having a real conversation with people, of any changes in this country  . . . but only for a moment.  I give up only for a moment because I also see a mass of people, although quite small as compared to the majority, who are very much awake and aware . . .

Like Dr. Ron Paul & his supporters

However, there are other groups addressing issues that even Dr. Ron Paul is not addressing:  the complete failure of the American family, UFO’s, child abuse, the Pedophilia Holocaust brought to you by your local Catholic Church, etc, etc.

(****This is not taking ANYTHING away from Dr. Ron Paul.  God damn I love this gentleman—he is one of the few patriots & one of my heroes . . . this patriot has more balls and speaks more truth than anyone I have seen in modern history.  Dr. Paul has his hands full as it is—it appears one man alone cannot address all of these topics ****).

Again . . . Why do, “good,” men choose to remain in this state of stupidity?

And although I cannot provide, “the,” definitive answer, I do have some ideas.  These ideas are not from a scientific study, a textbook, a graph, or a meter.

After all, if scientific studies, graphs, and other, “goobly gok,” were that great, yourmomlied.com would never have existed and you wouldn’t be reading this now would you?  (True—the information was right there the whole time, yet most choose to look away).

These ideas are from living life as a curious person who just honestly observes, talks to people, and asks questions.  And here are my ideas as to the massive stupidity witnessed by any human in America who is trying to figure out how in the hell we have reached this state full of, “good,” men who do nothing . . .

The Real United States of Zombies:

1.     Men don’t talk about religion, politics, or anything meaningful at work—that could cost them their job/career, and therefore also their marriage. 

2.     Men don’t talk about this with women/wives—women do not want to hear this.  Women/wives want to hear about getting a bigger house, a new Lexus, stability, kids college funds . . . and on, and on.

3.     Married men don’t talk to their children about this—why?   Because if they are married, they are pussy whipped and their mind is already far gone on #2 above & certainly #4 below.  

4.     Married men don’t talk to their kids about this because they never would have brought kids in to this insane world if they had any grasp of half of the topics on this website . . . now would they?

Of course not ding dong

5.     If they knocked a chick up and have a kid, they are usually young & uneducated and slightly angry upon the reality that they will now have to make 216 monthly payments to the bitch who decided with or without their consent to bring a soul in to this fantastic world—in other words, these guys are just trying to make it.

How in the hell did all these, “good,” men reach this state of doing nothing?

1.     Ego

2.     Ignorance

3.     Fear

4.     Complete lack of shame on 1-3

(Yes, I am repeating the whole Ego, Ignorance, etc. stuff because it needs to be repeated)

But why do these, “good,” men remain in this state of doing nothing?

Well, genius, if these so called good men are already caught up in their own ego, ignorance, fear and complete lack of shame . . . there you go.

Specifically, these, “good,” men choose to do nothing because they are now caught up in a disturbingly all too real reality full of . . .

Distractions:

Job

Child Support

Trying to keep his daughter from getting knocked up like Sarah Palin’s

Wives

House Payments

Playing Church

Watching Men in Spandex Chasing Balls

Family Drama

Trying to keep the wife happy

Divorce

Re-Marriage

Avoiding going to jail while living in a country with the highest prison population per capita on the God damn planet

Trying to keep his kids from going to jail while living in a country with the highest prison population per capita on the God damn planet

Stress

Kids

Money

Legal Issues

Distractions

Distractions

Distractions

Distractions

Distractions from what you ask?

The Truth my little moron

Yes, distractions from any real ability to have the desire, energy, time, or to give a shit to even attempt to approach the truth.  And if a person is bogged down with the above chaos—why would they want to know the truth anyway?

What are they now supposed to do?

(That’s another great fucking question isn’t it?  Yes, it is a good question)

Let’s Say a Miracle Occurs

Let’s just make believe a miracle occurs and some of these, “good,” men wake up one day.  (Just play along God damn it).  Ok, so Joe Blow wakes up one day, pulls his head out of his ass, gets a library card/researches on the internet and starts searching for truth.  He is amazed, shocked, and enlightened by all of the ridiculously obvious facts that were screaming, jumping up & down and waving at him the whole time.  Joe Blow has become enlightened by his newfound quest for truth.  Mr. Blow is actually ashamed and humiliated that his life has been a living lie.  But Joe Blow is invigorated by the raw truth he has discovered, and with no hesitation immediately sits down with this wife, lover, & soul mate, and shares the truth that all good men know.

And the conversation would go something like this . . .

“Baby, Damn I love you . . . you are everything to me, and the kids are my life, and that’s why I need to share this with you.  I have been researching for some time now, trying to honestly understand what in the heck is going on.  I found this website called yourmomlied.com.  I think the people putting this website together are probably a little throwed off, but there is a great deal of factual information that is unbelievable—because it is real”.

<<<< Editor’s note:  Yes, we are indeed, “throwed off,”>>>>

Fast Forward

So the wife starts researching the information presented on yourmomlied.com.  At first, the wife is sarcastic and angry that her husband is even looking at such nonsense.  But the loving husband patiently and with diligence encourages his wife to look up the facts for herself.   The forgiving wife, partly to humor her husband but more so to put an end to her husband’s new found, “enlightenment,” Mrs. Blow starts with the topic she knows best—Religion, on yourmomlied.com

Clicking on:  1. Religion, Mrs. Blow immediately notices, “Human Slavery is Ok,” &, “Selling your daughter as a sex slave is OK,” according to the Holy Bible.  She immediately laughs to herself realizing that her husband has stumbled on some type of cult/conspiracy nonsense website.   Mrs. Blow immediately writes down the Bible verses that allegedly support this blasphemy, and with zero hesitation, immediately grabs her Bible & concurrently calls her husband.  Mr. Blow arrives and is told to have a seat.  With a protected grin on her face, Mrs. Blow then confronts Mr. Blow about the Holy Bible stating that,

“Human slavery is OK”

Mr. Blow states that the Bible not only states that human slavery is OK, but that the Bible tells us how to go about purchasing human slaves.  With a knowing yet gracefully exasperated gaze, Mrs. Blow then opens her well read Bible to Leviticus 25:44-46 & Exodus 21:2-6 NLT.    

With no hesitation she begins: 

“However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you.  You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land.  You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.  You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.”  (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years.  Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom.  If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year.  But if he was married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him.  If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his wife and children will still belong to his master.  But the slave may plainly declare, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children.  I would rather not go free.’  If he does this, his master must present him before God.  Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl.  After that, the slave will belong to his master forever.  (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)

Mrs. Blow’s face is beat red.  She re-reads the Bible verses one word at a time to herself in absolute bewilderment as if her husband is a thousand miles away. 

Mrs. Blow has now entered the . . .

Reality Zone

Still numb from the above verses that were right there in her own bible, Mrs. Blow continues her now flaccid gaze concerning the next point on this, “cult,” website:

“Selling your daughter as a sex slave is OK”:

Without a coy grin and no trace whatsoever of a graceful gaze, Mrs. Blow continues to read from her own Holy Bible:

“When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are.  If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.  But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her.  And if the slave girl’s owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter.  If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife.  If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment”.  (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)

Mrs. Blow’s face is no longer beat red—it is completely white with eyes wide open.  She robotically leaves the room, in which she had only moments ago called her husband, with her still open Bible now limply flopping in her hand.

Mrs. Blow goes to the study and quietly closes the door, followed only by a faint click—the sound of the closing door.  Mrs. Blow is not mad at her husband, nor is she in disbelief of her faith . . . she simply wants to understand.  She wants to know the truth.    Mrs. Blow continues reading the Bible verses under:   1. Religion, on yourmomlied.com, and opens her own Bible to confirm that these are real. 

They are real

Mrs. Blow is a remarkable woman—she somehow comprehends this reality . . . as much as she is able.

She then goes on to read about:

 2.  Child Abuse . . . “1 out of 4 girls, and 1 out of 8 boys are sexually molested or raped by the age of 18 usually by their own family members or friends,” yet families are still somehow regarded as healthy & proper in America . . . what the hell????

3.  The Drug War . . . this is not a war on drugs—it is a war on people according to many veteran narcotics officers, big city police chiefs, judges, etc

4.  UFO’s . . . this is not a joke—astronauts, hundreds of military/govt. officials, police, & pilots are talking . . . and many countries like Britain & France are releasing many hundreds of thousands of their own UFO documents—craaaaaaazy shit.  Yet the government of her own country is strangely silent.

5.  U.S. Media is controlled by five corporations and the U.S. government, according to their own documents, keeps a tight control of what you actually believe is the news.

On & on . . . etc., etc

Fast Forward

Over the next few weeks, Mrs. Blow spends all of her time researching until the early morning hours.

Mrs. Blow has become very quiet

Mrs. Blow has been in a state of shock since that night several weeks ago

But Mrs. Blow has done a great deal of thinking along with her researching

Mrs. Blow tells her husband that they need to talk

And the conversation would go something like this:

Mrs. Blow:  “Honey, I know I have not wanted to go to mass for the past few weeks.  Today I contacted St. Mary’s and informed them that we would no longer be members.  When they asked why, I told them I did not feel comfortable bringing my children due to the ongoing Pedophilia Holocaust being carried out by Catholic Priests and sanctioned by the Pope and church leaders. 

Mr. Blow:  (Silently listening)

Mrs. Blow:  I have been talking to my mom ever since that first night several weeks ago . . . my mother has been researching ever since.  She too could not believe the topics on yourmomlied.com, but she did not hesitate to begin her own research and learned that it was all true.  Mom didn’t know what to think about the title of this website, but now she finds it rather funny since she realizes that indeed she has been lying to her own daughter all these years.  What a riot! 

Mr. Blow:  (Still silently listening)

Mrs. Blow:  Anyway, I have been on the phone talking to all my friends and telling them about all the lies that we have duped in to believing.  I told them that if they didn’t believe me, the information could easily be found in their child’s elementary school library, or simply doing an internet search.  After a few days, all my friends called me back and told me sure enough—the information was there the whole time, they were just too fucking stupid to see it.  We all had a good laugh.

Mr. Blow:  Honey, I am so happy—I knew you would understand & research to find the truth.  I knew you would want the truth for not only yourself, but for us and the children. 

Mrs. Blow:  I am going to call the kids and we are all going to sit down and talk about the topics brought up on yourmomlied.com.  It’s time they knew the truth.

Mr. Blow:  Great Honey!  That’s just what I was thinking.

And if you believe the American family is actually going to react this way you are a fucking moron of morons

So . . . Why Exactly Do, “Good,” Men Do Nothing?

Because it is too damn hard

(to deal with the truth)

That’s why

So . . .

The next time you are in a conversation and someone brings up what a, “good,” man someone is—that he doesn’t drink, smoke, do drugs, goes to church and is devoted to his family . . . I suggest you direct him or her to a bit of reality.

Why don’t you ask that person if this, “good,” man talks to his family about the

truth

Oh, wait . . .

That would be too damn hard

After all, “good,” men don’t talk about this stuff . . .

Isn’t that right?

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15.  Tom Leykis Show

This is the most honest show on sex & relationships on planet earth.

How honest you ask? 

Well, the first person for which I played this show asked me to

“turn it off”

and  refuses to listen to it again.  Why won’t he listen to it? 

Because it is

Brutally Honest

That’s why

We are talking about a grown man folks

(And my friend even told me that’s why—that he didn’t want to think about the truth presented on this show . . . it was just too much reality according to him.  My friend is a good man with a very respectable

 & masculine job by the way).

You MUST listen to Tom Leykis—no matter who you are!

Leykis 101 has been developed and taught by U.S. radio personality Tom Leykis.  Leykis 101 is designed to teach males how to achieve the most sex within the least amount of time, effort and money. Followers are called, “Leykis 101 Students”, and Leykis is, “The Professor.”

But this, “show,” is much more than getting pussy.  It is a remarkable program that deals with many issues in a brutally refreshing manner.  This is the program for the son whose father never really told him about how life is . . .

Which is about 99% of America’s son’s

& that’s why the callers call Tom Leykis, “Father.”

This is not a joke, or routine . . .

This is real

That’s why I’m not asking, I ‘m TELLING you to listen to this program.

I believe this show will one day be regarded in history archives as                    

unprecedented

& a reflection of a revolution in the social/familial state of the United States

Tom Leykis 101

Nice Guys Finish Last - It’s true.  While you can be in supreme control and not be a jerk-slash-asshole, it is very rare.  But that’s OK, focus on your objective to sleep with that girl.  You have noticed that attractive girls are always complaining about jerks-slash-assholes that they’re with or were with.  Be that jerk-slash-asshole! 

Don’t Date Single Mothers!!! - It’s a trap!  Single Mothers carry a lot of baggage and you don’t want to be stuck with any of it – it can be a burden both on your energy level and your wallet.  You will never be as important as their child so why be around any of that?  As Tom Leykis puts it, “Why support another man’s mistake?”   {Also, since she obviously chose once to have an illegitimate kid by some other guy, what makes you think she wouldn’t do it again . . . if you get her pregnant?}.

Do Not Date Co-workers! - Besides the whole issue of a potential breakup making your workplace as comforting as a sexually-transmitted disease, you could also be made a target for sexual harassment allegations – the justice system is very unreceptive to males.  Avoid any problems by not complimenting any women or talking about anything except work with your female colleagues. 

Avoid Packs of Girls - Trying to go after a girl when she has a pack of friends is damn near impossible.  The strength of the wolf is the pack after all, and you will be lucky to get that girl alone, much less bring her home with you.  Avoid any hassle by paying girls in packs no mind. 

Don’t spend more Than $40 On a Date - Dates are expensive.  Why waste money on food and dinner when it could be spent on her getting her liquored up!  She should be the one paying in the first place.

Three Date Limit - Girls will know whether they will sleep with you or not after 3 dates.  If you haven’t gotten any after the third date, you likely aren’t going to get any at all.  Save your money and invest your energy in another venture.

No Gift Rule - Buying a gift for a girl sends her signal right away: What else can I get from him?  Never buy a gift for a girl unless she’s your wife.  Same goes with compliments – compliments have a way of empowering a female, meaning that they will less likely have sex with you if they can go for someone better. 

No Coffee/Breakfast/Lunch Dates - Unless you’re not after sex, don’t do the aforementioned style dates – it will be like meeting a friend for chit-chat.  You want a situation that has a bit of intrigue and mystery-factor to it, and alcohol and bars will usually provide that for you.  Plus the dim lighting will probably do wonders for your (and hers) appeal. 

Drinks of Choice - Following on, that intrigue and mystery factor (read: increased probability of sex) will be stimulated by alcohol, that great date catalyst.  But you want to be sure that she is quickly liberated from her safe-and-secure mindset.  Skip beer and coolers and order her harder stuff like Tequila Sunrises, Long Island Ice Tea, and Singapore Slings.  They taste nice plus they will pack more of a punch which will “help” in the decision-making process!

Your Pad is Off-Limits - Don’t bring a female back to your place for sex.  She will no where you live, which will mean there is a potential for revenge should you want to see other girls (which you will).  You have seen Fatal Attraction haven’t you?  Always go back to their place, and when the deed is done, LEAVE.  No cuddling, no chatting – Go!  That will be the most honest thing you can do for them. 

Safe Sex Always!  - You don’t want to contract a sexually-transmitted disease or worse, have children!  You don’t want any attachments, least of all, these big attachment.  They will strain you down.  Dispose of the condom since there are crazy broads out there who will try impregnating themselves with your used sperm.  If you can’t flush the condom, kill the sperm.  Tabasco sauce will do the trick! 

Make Yourself a Forbidden Fruit - Premise: People always want something they can’t have, and that applies more to females than males.  Don’t wait around for any calls or the like – you want to appear as busy as possible – your time is extremely valuable – and give the illusion that you are seeing many girls.  Make her feel that she is easily replaceable - the more competition a female thinks she has; the more likely she will sleep with you when you become more intimate. 

• Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem.  The lower the better.  Beautiful women normally have a very low self esteem.
• Get in touch with your “inner A-hole”. Women are drawn to assholes. If you’re a nice guy, you won’t get laid. She’ll categorize you as her “friend”
• Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill
• Women have no male friends. Every male a woman calls a friend wants to bang the living f*** out of her.
• Stay away from any women who say the words “All my friends are guys”. That is trouble and should be avoided at all costs
• If the woman you are dating stops putting out, Dump her
• Men, the reason why you are friends with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with her…is that she doesn’t find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on
• Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a pussy a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more than anything else
• Don’t ever tell a woman you love her.
• If your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a “friend” of the opposite sex, dump her.
• Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age
• Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married
• Don’t do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn’t normally do later in the relationship. Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later
• Never hold her purse.
• Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons. Especially Valentine’s Day or Thanksgiving
• Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you. Especially if she has backstage passes or has a friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to see and have sex with the other guy. She probably just used you for the ride there
• Never buy a woman a drink. It’s just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free while the man thinks she’s interested in him (applies outside of relationships)
• Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn’t be caught dead eating more than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are trying to eat healthy
• Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don’t when she asks is because you want to make sure you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don’t want to drink any alcohol.
• If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up and drive off without them. If they wouldn’t give you the respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don’t give them the respect of driving them home
• Keep a bottle of hot sauce every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the “Burning of the cooch” if she tries to actually use the contents.

How yourmomlied.com heard About Tom Leykis

About two weeks ago, (April 11, 2008), I was checking the comments on yourmomlied.com.  A gentleman with the username of NotAlone posted a response to, “8.  Must Get Married & Have Babies.”   The response was positive, but what caught my attention was the intelligent nature of NotAlone.  I further corresponded with NotAlone and that’s when he mentioned, “The Tom Leykis Show.”  About a week later, I was doing my typical, (ALL), weekend research when I thought back to Tom Leykis.

I had never even heard of Tom Leykis

Who the hell is this guy?

Since the comments from NotAlone were impressive, I decided to look in to it.  I quickly found an unofficial website that provided free downloadable mp3’s of, “The Tom Leykis Show.” 

I have been downloading and listening EVERY DAY since

I would literally have given my left nut to have heard this guy 20 years ago—it would have prevented much heartache, grief, misunderstanding, confusion, drinking, anger, and more.

If you’re a man of any age—you have GOT to listen to Tom Leykis

If you are a woman of any age, and want to know how men actually think—you have GOT to listen to Tom Leykis

Tom Leykis makes Howard Stern look like a Kindergarten teacher—not because he is crude, but because he is unfucking believably . . .

Honest

Regardless if you are a man or a woman, one thing is for certain—after you listen to, “The Tom Leykis Show,” you will realize just how much yourmomlied.

You have got to listen to this show . . . because it is the

Truth

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14. The Meaning of Life

The below provides two links to an EXCELLENT documentary on the Meaning of Life. The documentarian simply asks about 100 people this question:

“What is your personal meaning of life?”

That is all

Everyone gets the exact same question

The response he gets is worth stopping everything you are doing and just watching this . . . seriously

This is a two part documentary:

You Have Got To Watch These . . .

Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61VXSZrAdQ4

Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBcSxuanZCs&feature=related

After watching this, what did we learn America?

Well, we learned that American’s have no idea what the meaning of life is, nor do they care what the meaning of life is

Like a bunch of sheep following the one in front of them with zero thought of why they are following the one in front of them.

We are not living like people

We are people living like sheep . . .

sheople

Welcome to America

Apple pie

White Picket Fences

blah, blah, blah

So what responses were observed in this documentary?

1. “Wow, I’ve never thought about the meaning of life.”

2. “There is no meaning of life.”

3. “The meaning of life is to make myself happy.”

The End

So What Did We Learn?

The average American has no fucking clue why they are on this planet

That’s not the bad part—after all NO ONE knows why we are here

Here’s the bad part:

The average American does not give a fuck why they are on this planet

So what does this mean?

The average American is living in a meaningless human ant farm and does not care at all

Out of the approximately 100 people interviewed, not one of them responded anywhere close to the following: “The meaning of life is to find truth.”

Truth

Not one of these people responded with ANYTHING even light years away from the following:

“I have no idea what the meaning of life is, but I am searching for it.”

Or

“I do not understand the meaning of life, and this bothers me.”

Or

“I have not found the meaning of life, but I am researching & just trying to understand what it is.”

Or

“Wow! That’s a damn good question. Looks like I need start looking in to this.”

Nothing

The essence of this question bothered no one—the only thing bothered was their ego because they could not answer the most important question on our fucked up little planet

Look at the glaze in their eyes . . .

are all these people on Prozac . . . or is this simply America?

I will give America one prop: We are one hell of a successful ant farm

Let’s Summarize

ALL responses were:

1. I have no idea what the meaning of life is, nor do I give a shit

2. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me

Why Should This Bother You?

1. Do you want to live in a human ant farm?

Do you want to live in a human ant farm that UNDERSTANDS they are living in a human ant farm and still does not care?

2. (Read #1 again . . . because that is really, really fucked up)

3. Do YOU want to live around people that do not care they are living in a human ant farm?

4. Do YOU want to bring a child into this world around people who think like this?

The answer to #1-#4 is:

No

Solution

I honestly cannot provide a, “happy meal,” solution. However, I have some ideas . . .

People are EGO driven. Therefore, if they are SHAMED, they will respond. People can be quite easily shamed with overwhelming facts. The problem is that 99% of people equipped with this understanding do not have the balls to confront the people in the ant farm. This is because the people with this knowledge also live in the ant farm . . .

Dilemma

Big Dilemma

What to do?

You see, people, or ants, become quite comfortable in their little world—regardless if it is an ant farm. When a foreign ant comes along and disrupts their ant bed, they immediately swarm and attack. The ant farm will instinctively rip this foreign ant to shreds . . . and then eat him.

Therefore, the miniscule number of ants aware of this knowledge are justifiably terrified to be, “that guy.”

It is sooooo much easier to just, “roll.”

And so, the ant farm goes about their business. Occasionally there is a, “disruption,” but the ant that caused this, “problem,” is quickly dismembered and destroyed. After all, the ants are only trying to get through another day and get home to the wife & kids.

However

Our little ant farm has a weakness—EGO. A direct confrontation by a foreign ant would result in just another dismembered and eaten foreign ant. But a foreign ant that is patient & provides these facts in a non-confrontational manner has a much better chance at survival. This will provide an extremely slow yet effective education of the ant farm. The adult ants will not change—it is too much of a change. On the other hand, these adult ant’s kids will now be exposed to truth.

It is called conditioning

In a perfect world, or ant farm, conditioning is unnecessary. However, we do not live in either.

Something to think about while you live in the human ant farm—a great place to raise kids

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13.  Texas Polygamy Compound

1 Child

vs.

100,000

Adult-Children

1 Child:

Religious group raided & 416 kids are taken away stemming from the allegation that 1 child may have been abused in Texas Church group.

Mainstream media has been swarming over this for days.

Law enforcement surrounded the place like Al Capone was inside.

Vs.

100,000 Adults:

100,000 adults have legally come forward stating they were raped, or sexually molested by Catholic Priests as children.

Mainstream media has been virtually silent . . . well aware that the Catholic Church was & is covering up this pedophilia holocaust even now as you read this.

Law Enforcement has surrounded no Catholic Churches—all Catholic Churches are open with zero police presence.

Huh?

Welcome to America

Remedial Section

(For people who are genuinely fucking stupid)

Why are the police, media, and CPS focused on a relatively small religious group abusing children in Texas when there is literally a PEDOPHILIA HOLOCAUST being carried out by the Catholic Church in virtually every community in the United States?

Are the police & media scared to treat the Catholic Church the same way they are treating this small Texas religious group?

Could it be?

Damn Fucking Skippy

And why is this you ask?

Because the Catholic Church is a gargantuan international power which controls & influences every branch of government in this country and most countries around this world

Period

That’s why

The Catholic Church is the 800 lb. gorilla that our, “authorities,” are not even close to dealing with honestly

That’s because our authorities are scared—they are scared to open up this 50 million ton can of worms

Therefore, they do virtually nothing about it—like nothing is wrong

The End

And besides that, how many cops are Catholic?

A bunch

How many in the media are Catholic?

A bunch

How many CPS workers are Catholic?

A bunch

The Catholic Church has become a part of every neighborhood in this country—like a cancer

If the police, media, & CPS dealt with the Pedophilia Holocaust carried out by the Catholic Church the same way they are treating the Texas Polygamy group, what do you think would happen?

Every Community in this Country Would be in CHAOS

Mayhem the like this country has never seen would happen

But this is the tip of the iceberg

It’s not just the Catholic Church abusing children folks

It appears the Catholic Church wins the gold medal on sexual abuse of children, but many other mainstream Christian churches are competing in a different category—mental/emotional/psychological abuse of children

(If you think this is a joke or something . . . you need to keep reading)

There has been tremendous child abuse endorsed by so called, “mainstream,” right wing fundamental churches for decades.

It is still continuing today.

Hundreds of thousands of children have suffered greatly.

What led these children into these cults–cults hiding under the banner of so called, “mainstream,” churches?   

Who literally drove these children to these, “religious groups”?

Who literally drove these children home from these mainstream, “religious groups”?

Their own parents

These children are now adults.

And they are fucking pissed.

And they are talking about it at the below website:

http://www.factnet.org/

And why are they talking about it on this website you ask?  Because the police, the media, CPS, the public & their own families will not listen

(Their own families are the ones who brought them into this—they sure as hell aren’t going to listen).

That’s why they are on this website

Here is what mainstream media & law enforcement is doing about it . . .

Nothing

Many so called, “mainstream,” Baptist, Pentecostal & other churches, have endorsed another destructive leader for decades.  Many mainstream churches still endorse him throughout our nation today!

You know that gigantic pretty Baptist church with the cool looking steeple in your neighborhood that you drive past sometimes?  Sure you do—they’re everywhere.  Chances are good that they have endorsed this mother fucker in the past and they may still be endorsing him right now.

His name . . .

Bill Gothard

Bill Gothard has brought tremendous harm to tens of thousands of children

But it was the children’s parents who led them into this cult which was and is still endorsed by many so called, “mainstream,” churches

These children are now adults.

And they are fucking pissed off.

And they are talking at the below website:

 http://independentspirits.net/news.php

And why are they talking about it on this website you ask?  Because the police, the media, CPS, the public & their own families will not listen

(Their own families are the ones who brought them into this—they sure as hell aren’t going to listen).

That’s why they are on this website

Here is what mainstream media and law enforcement are doing about it . . .

Nothing

So kids, let’s go over this again

Hmmm . . . this is hard

Oh, I’ve got it

If you are a tiny little religious compound merely accused of abusing 1 or a few children here’s what happens:

The media and law enforcement will swarm you

However . . .

If you are a humongous international church abusing/raping/fondling hundreds of thousands of children for decades upon decades . . . here’s what happens to you:

The media and law enforcement will do virtually nothing at all

The message being sent to pedophiles and other abusers of children seems to be quite clear . . . you have tremendous protection in, “mainstream,” religious organizations.  However, you might get caught in smaller religious groups.

Fantastic Job American Media & Law Enforcement…

That’s the way to Protect Our Children!

Hey America . . .

How much longer are you going to sit on your ass and watch this?

1 year?

5 years?

10 years?

20 years?

100 years?

What’s the magic number ?

The Police, the Church & the Media have proven again & again that they will not stop the sexual, nor mental abuse of children in the United States by the mainstream church . . .

Sure . . . the Pope will mumble some verbal masturbation that the church should stop this . . . and a few Priests went to jail.  Yeah, and you can put a band-aid on an artery spraying blood six feet in the air . . . this is an insult to the very fabric of our nation—a Pedophilia Holocaust against our innocent children

What are you waiting on citizens of America?

Are you waiting on Superman?

He’s not coming

(Superman got sodomized by a Catholic Priest too)

The Children are waiting on you Einstein—the Common People are the only hope these kids have left because NONE of our, “authorities,” will stop this . . .

Not your next door neighbor or someone else . . .

The children of our nation have one solution left:

You!

Time to stop this

Time to stop thinking, “someone else,” will take care of this

Time to grow up as individuals

Time to grow up as communities       

Time to grow up as a country

Time to grow up as a world

It is Time

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Sheople

Sheople: Stupid people who follow the person in front of them like a herd of sheep

Examples of Sheople: