15. Tom Leykis Show
Apr 27, 2008 in 15. Tom Leykis Show
15. Tom Leykis Show
This is the most honest show on sex & relationships on planet earth.
How honest you ask?
Well, the first person for which I played this show asked me to
“turn it off”
and refuses to listen to it again. Why won’t he listen to it?
Because it is
Brutally Honest
That’s why
We are talking about a grown man folks
(And my friend even told me that’s why—that he didn’t want to think about the truth presented on this show . . . it was just too much reality according to him. My friend is a good man with a very respectable
& masculine job by the way).
You MUST listen to Tom Leykis—no matter who you are!
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FREE Show Archives—Mp3 downloads: To listen to archives of, “The Tom Leykis Show,” simply click on the link below. (All you need to do is register with a password/username which takes about 30 seconds—then click on, “show recordings,” and get ready for some of the funniest shit you have ever heard in your entire life . . . no shit). |
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READ THIS BEFORE PROCEEDING: The below is one huge aspect of, “The Tom Leykis Show.” However, Leykis deals with many other topics which mainstream media would never dream of even approaching. And women callers are actually more supportive of his views rather than critical . . . BECAUSE WOMEN UNDERSTAND HOW FAKE MANY WOMEN TRULY ARE. Nonetheless, the women who are critical are left speechless literally EVERY TIME because Leykis confronts them with facts which 99.9% of mainstream media will never utter . . . because mainstream media is so PC and worried they may, “offend,” women. Leykis is NOT worried about offending anyone—he just speaks the TRUTH. |
Leykis 101 has been developed and taught by U.S. radio personality Tom Leykis. Leykis 101 is designed to teach males how to achieve the most sex within the least amount of time, effort and money. Followers are called, “Leykis 101 Students”, and Leykis is, “The Professor.”
But this, “show,” is much more than getting pussy. It is a remarkable program that deals with many issues in a brutally refreshing manner. This is the program for the son whose father never really told him about how life is . . .
Which is about 99% of America’s son’s
& that’s why the callers call Tom Leykis, “Father.”
This is not a joke, or routine . . .
This is real
That’s why I’m not asking, I ‘m TELLING you to listen to this program.
I believe this show will one day be regarded in history archives as
unprecedented
& a reflection of a revolution in the social/familial state of the United States
Tom Leykis 101
Nice Guys Finish Last - It’s true. While you can be in supreme control and not be a jerk-slash-asshole, it is very rare. But that’s OK, focus on your objective to sleep with that girl. You have noticed that attractive girls are always complaining about jerks-slash-assholes that they’re with or were with. Be that jerk-slash-asshole!
Don’t Date Single Mothers!!! - It’s a trap! Single Mothers carry a lot of baggage and you don’t want to be stuck with any of it – it can be a burden both on your energy level and your wallet. You will never be as important as their child so why be around any of that? As Tom Leykis puts it, “Why support another man’s mistake?” {Also, since she obviously chose once to have an illegitimate kid by some other guy, what makes you think she wouldn’t do it again . . . if you get her pregnant?}.
Do Not Date Co-workers! - Besides the whole issue of a potential breakup making your workplace as comforting as a sexually-transmitted disease, you could also be made a target for sexual harassment allegations – the justice system is very unreceptive to males. Avoid any problems by not complimenting any women or talking about anything except work with your female colleagues.
Avoid Packs of Girls - Trying to go after a girl when she has a pack of friends is damn near impossible. The strength of the wolf is the pack after all, and you will be lucky to get that girl alone, much less bring her home with you. Avoid any hassle by paying girls in packs no mind.
Don’t spend more Than $40 On a Date - Dates are expensive. Why waste money on food and dinner when it could be spent on her getting her liquored up! She should be the one paying in the first place.
Three Date Limit - Girls will know whether they will sleep with you or not after 3 dates. If you haven’t gotten any after the third date, you likely aren’t going to get any at all. Save your money and invest your energy in another venture.
No Gift Rule - Buying a gift for a girl sends her signal right away: What else can I get from him? Never buy a gift for a girl unless she’s your wife. Same goes with compliments – compliments have a way of empowering a female, meaning that they will less likely have sex with you if they can go for someone better.
No Coffee/Breakfast/Lunch Dates - Unless you’re not after sex, don’t do the aforementioned style dates – it will be like meeting a friend for chit-chat. You want a situation that has a bit of intrigue and mystery-factor to it, and alcohol and bars will usually provide that for you. Plus the dim lighting will probably do wonders for your (and hers) appeal.
Drinks of Choice - Following on, that intrigue and mystery factor (read: increased probability of sex) will be stimulated by alcohol, that great date catalyst. But you want to be sure that she is quickly liberated from her safe-and-secure mindset. Skip beer and coolers and order her harder stuff like Tequila Sunrises, Long Island Ice Tea, and Singapore Slings. They taste nice plus they will pack more of a punch which will “help” in the decision-making process!
Your Pad is Off-Limits - Don’t bring a female back to your place for sex. She will no where you live, which will mean there is a potential for revenge should you want to see other girls (which you will). You have seen Fatal Attraction haven’t you? Always go back to their place, and when the deed is done, LEAVE. No cuddling, no chatting – Go! That will be the most honest thing you can do for them.
Safe Sex Always! - You don’t want to contract a sexually-transmitted disease or worse, have children! You don’t want any attachments, least of all, these big attachment. They will strain you down. Dispose of the condom since there are crazy broads out there who will try impregnating themselves with your used sperm. If you can’t flush the condom, kill the sperm. Tabasco sauce will do the trick!
Make Yourself a Forbidden Fruit - Premise: People always want something they can’t have, and that applies more to females than males. Don’t wait around for any calls or the like – you want to appear as busy as possible – your time is extremely valuable – and give the illusion that you are seeing many girls. Make her feel that she is easily replaceable - the more competition a female thinks she has; the more likely she will sleep with you when you become more intimate.
- Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem. The lower the better. Beautiful women normally have a very low self esteem.
- Get in touch with your “inner A-hole”. Women are drawn to assholes. If you’re a nice guy, you won’t get laid. She’ll categorize you as her “friend”
- Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill
- Women have no male friends. Every male a woman calls a friend wants to bang the living f*** out of her.
- Stay away from any women who say the words “All my friends are guys”. That is trouble and should be avoided at all costs
- If the woman you are dating stops putting out, Dump her
- Men, the reason why you are friends with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with her…is that she doesn’t find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on
- Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a pussy a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more than anything else
- Don’t ever tell a woman you love her.
- If your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a “friend” of the opposite sex, dump her.
- Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age
- Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married
- Don’t do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn’t normally do later in the relationship. Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later
- Never hold her purse.
- Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons. Especially Valentine’s Day or Thanksgiving
- Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you. Especially if she has backstage passes or has a friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to see and have sex with the other guy. She probably just used you for the ride there
- Never buy a woman a drink. It’s just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free while the man thinks she’s interested in him (applies outside of relationships)
- Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn’t be caught dead eating more than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are trying to eat healthy
- Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don’t when she asks is because you want to make sure you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don’t want to drink any alcohol.
- If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up and drive off without them. If they wouldn’t give you the respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don’t give them the respect of driving them home
- Keep a bottle of hot sauce every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the “Burning of the cooch” if she tries to actually use the contents.
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Credit for Leykis 101 goes to Tom Leykis & “The Tom Leykis Show.” The above information under, “Leykis 101,” was copied and pasted from the below website: http://www.dating-advice-coach.info/TomLeykis101.htm |
How yourmomlied.com heard About Tom Leykis
About two weeks ago, (April 11, 2008), I was checking the comments on yourmomlied.com. A gentleman with the username of NotAlone posted a response to, “8. Must Get Married & Have Babies.” The response was positive, but what caught my attention was the intelligent nature of NotAlone. I further corresponded with NotAlone and that’s when he mentioned, “The Tom Leykis Show.” About a week later, I was doing my typical, (ALL), weekend research when I thought back to Tom Leykis.
I had never even heard of Tom Leykis
Who the hell is this guy?
Since the comments from NotAlone were impressive, I decided to look in to it. I quickly found an unofficial website that provided free downloadable mp3’s of, “The Tom Leykis Show.”
I have been downloading and listening EVERY DAY since
I would literally have given my left nut to have heard this guy 20 years ago—it would have prevented much heartache, grief, misunderstanding, confusion, drinking, anger, and more.
If you’re a man of any age—you have GOT to listen to Tom Leykis
If you are a woman of any age, and want to know how men actually think—you have GOT to listen to Tom Leykis
Tom Leykis makes Howard Stern look like a Kindergarten teacher—not because he is crude, but because he is unfucking believably . . .
Honest
Regardless if you are a man or a woman, one thing is for certain—after you listen to, “The Tom Leykis Show,” you will realize just how much yourmomlied.
You have got to listen to this show . . . because it is the
Truth
