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Preface

Dec 27, 2008 in Preface


Preface

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Purpose of yourmomlied.com

Yourmomlied.com was created to tell young people the truth about life–because most mom’s lie to their kids

(Mom’s usually raise the kids in case you missed that)

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If you somehow believe this is not an

Enormous

problem in American families, then you are a fucking moron

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Yourmomlied.com is equally valuable to adults–because most of their mom’s lied to them too

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Ok, What Lies Do Mom’s Tell Their Kids?

Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny are not the lies yourmomlied.com is talking about. Glance over to the top right side of this page under, “categories.” These are the lies we are talking about.

Why was yourmomlied.com Created?

Yourmomlied.com was created because my own mom, (and dad), lied to me about some of the most basic yet profound things in life. This created many problems for me–problems that were

100% Unnecessary

&

100% Avoidable

Every day I have grown older, I have fully understood that I am not unique or special—most parents simply lie to their kids.

How did you do your research for yourmomlied.com?

None of the topics on yourmomlied.com are bizarre facts—they are easily found with a simple Google search or a 20 minute trip to your local library. Although some topics are referenced, most of yourmomlied.com is simply common sense. And maybe that is why the topics on this site are that much more, (strangely), profound—because these facts are right in front of our face, but almost no one acknowledges them . . .

Weird

The reason for this darkness we call the United States is worthy of some serious thought and discussion—and that is exactly what yourmomlied.com does.

Why is yourmomlied.com important?

This site is important to prevent young people from experiencing the confusion, disillusionment, anger, & misery that myself and millions of others U.S. citizens have lived through as a result of being lied to by their mom, (and dad).

Suggestion to Adults Planning on Becoming Human Xerox Machines

Adults, planning on having kids, (or already have kids), should look at the topics on this site, (under categories on the top right). These adults should consider whether or not they are going to lie to/mislead their children, or tell them the truth about these presented topics & similar topics.

Who is the Target Audience?

Everyone is the target audience. However, my fear and life experience leads me to believe that adults having children already have their mind made up on whether or not they are going to lie to their kids. Most parents I have met really don’t care about the truth–and that’s pretty fucked up. Therefore, yourmomlied.com will probably be more beneficial to those who actually are questioning what is truth, & what is not truth—and that would generally be younger people.

How yourmomlied.com came in to being

This site came in to being due to shear frustration & bewilderment at the inability to have an honest conversation with most people. To this day, I cannot have an honest conversation with my own college educated mom & dad about any topic on this website. I cannot have an honest conversation with most people I meet concerning the topics on this website . . .

What the hell?

I remember growing in to a man & wondering why there was no resource for truth. Why were no authorities honestly talking about these enormously profound issues???

1. My parents? Nope

2. My church? Hell no

3. My teachers? Nope

4. Politicians? No

5. Police? No

6. My friends? Yes—one . . . (see acknowledgements at bottom)

7. Anybody else? Nope

At some point during all this frustration & yes anger, I determined that if no one else was going to honestly talk about this, someone needed to . . . and yourmomlied.com was finally born.

Because I believe truth is important, I have spent a great deal of time during my lifetime:

1. Talking to people from every walk of life about the topics presented on this site

2. Listening to people. I look them in the eyes & listen to them with respect. I have found the overwhelming response from U.S. citizens regarding these topics to be absolutely

Bizarre

People do NOT want to talk about these things and become remarkably uncomfortable when these topics are brought up.

More recently, I spent a number of years, (almost every weekend), on discussion boards on well meaning websites such as FACTnet.com & IndependentSpirits.com. I realized that many of these good people, with all due respect, were dismissing some enormous facts—really simple facts . . . facts covered here on yourmomlied.com.

I realized that people in general were dismissing some Ridiculously obvious facts. Without having this common ground of understanding, having

Any

type of meaningful discourse whether in person or online was pretty much

FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

I concluded that there is a sickness which has infected most people in America:

1. Unbelievable Ego

2. Unbelievable Ignorance

3. Unbelievable Fear

4. Complete lack of shame of #1-#3

How Long Did yourmomlied.com take to put together?

A great deal of time, effort, & guts has been devoted to this site . . . going on one full year as of 12-27-08

What is the Ultimate goal of yourmomlied.com?

To create a revolution

A revolution of common sense

And that would be a revolution indeed

Acknowledgements:

Growing up, I had zero sources for truth. No one took me to the side and, “told me how it was.” My parents, church, & just about everyone else lied to me about the, “big,” things. I was lost in a sea of lost people, except for a library card and curiosity. (There was no such thing as the internet). Yet I knew something was very wrong. Through an unlikely series of events, I met an extraordinary 19 year old young man named Ron—we were the same age. This young man, a genuine researcher, brought more truth in to my pathetic life than anyone I had ever met, or anyone I have ever met since. As eccentric as he was, he presented me with honesty and facts of which I will always be in debt. (Look, I can deal with eccentric over lies any day of the week).

My big wig NASA employed father met Ron a couple of times and commented that he was, “weird.” Ron WAS weird—weird because he was honest when it wasn’t, “cool,” to be honest. . .

Some of Ron’s colleagues and friends have been frequent guests on the History Channel even today –20 years after we met. Ron’s family is also extraordinary. Ron has been on TV, and his research broke new ground that has been on TV and opened the door to many other researchers. Ron long ago withdrew from the spotlight and I believe that is the way he prefers for now & maybe forever. I understand. That is another story.

Ron introduced me to Monty Python’s, “The Life of Brian.” That is some funny shit if you have not seen it.

I have lost contact with Ron because he and his family moved far away up north when he and I were only 19—our friendship was brief.

Ron taught me it was OK to think about things we were not supposed to think about. I will never forget when he raised his hand in the air and explained how he observed life—he raised one hand in the air and explained that he got a more clear perspective of life as a whole by rising above it, rather than being immersed in it.

An extremely elementary concept . . . but a brilliant one

Something we can all learn from–we should stop, think, rise above all the things going on around us, and simply look down & think. I believe he was simply stating we can’t see the forest for the trees—it’s a simple concept we should all think about.

To the person that took the time to sit down with me & plainly tell me the truth when no one else would . . .

This website is dedicated to you Ron . . . my good friend

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20. Nutrition 101–What Your Mom Never Told You . . . Because She Didn’t Know

Dec 26, 2008 in 20. Nutrition 101--What Your Mom Never Told You . . . Because She Didn't Know



Nutrition 101

{This is the print out I gave to clients/potential clients when I worked as a full-time personal trainer/nutritionist. I ended up quiting this job because the owner of the gym sold the gym. I did very well with my clients—in a period of two (2) years . . . one male client lost 100 lbs, and another female client lost 70 lbs . . . this weight lost transformed their lives. I did very well with quite a few other clients as well. So much so, that I had one, (obviously wealthy), doctor offer me any hourly rate I chose to train him—after I had quit. Sorry for the quality of this—it was saved on an old version of Microsoft Office & did not transfer very well}.

Factoid:

Obesity/poor diet/lack of excersise is the 2nd leading cause of death in America . . . (and it means living a life that sucks)

Nutrition 101

What Your Mother Never Told You, Because She Did Not Know

Written by yourmomlied.com

B.S. Journalism, Texas A&M University

AFAA Nationally Certified Trainer (2003-2005)

Introduction

I talk to people daily who tell me that they lose weight on just about every diet they have tried. They then tell me that they not only gain the weight back, but they gain back even more weight. Their frustration is not a joke. It is all too real and the never-ending weight-gain weight-loss rotation has lead to a tremendous decrease in the quality of their life. This is clearly seen by the ever-growing health problems suffered by millions of Americans. Diabetes is a growing epidemic; unless you have been living in a van down by the river you already know this. Heart disease kills about 500,000 Americans every year. Encountering this endless cycle of misery a ridiculous number of times has lead me to complete this paper. This is a very emotional topic. Be careful. Do not believe everything you read or hear. Be cynical. Investigate. Research. And when you are confident you have found the truth, do not dip your toe into the water. Dive in.

Who is The Writer?

There is nothing particularly special about me except for my ability to communicate a Cliff Notes version of an infinite barrage of information and disinformation. I do not have 7% body fat (anymore), nor do I have every answer. I have bad habits, which I constantly battle and too often lose, especially as I get older. You will not see me on the cover of a fitness magazine next to a fitness model. But because of the good things I continue to do right, I am extremely healthy and strong. I will never have a beer belly, nor will I be diabetic. The impact of my bad habits are minimized because of the things I do right. You too have bad habits. You may not be able to change these. What you can do is focus on the things you can change. After you do this, I promise you the other obstacles will not be as ferocious.

O.K. What Should I Change?

People ask me every day how they should eat. Or they ask me about this diet, or that diet. I then ask them what kind of diet is Mr. And Miss Fitness U.S.A. on. There is a long silence followed by a deer in the headlights look from the person. Silence is sometimes good; in this case it truly is golden. I can see the wheels start to turn as I continue to answer their question by asking them questions. The people who have most dramatically re-shaped their bodies are on what diet I ask. Silence. I continue. Are they on Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? The Zone Diet? The Atkins Diet? Richard Simmons? No. In fact, they are on none of these. They do not diet.

So, if these people are not on a diet of any type, then what great secret do they hold? It would seem logical to figure out what this select group of fitness enthusiasts and professionals are doing.

Change Your Perspective, Seriously

Start admiring the people who have successfully struggled, changed their lifestyle, chiseled a new body, and maintained it. And copy them.

Stop admiring genetically gifted freaks that have no body fat, are born with perfectly symmetrical bodies, and eat whatever they want all day long. Re-direct your energy from hating them to learning from the ones who have overcome. These overly blessed genetic oddities make up about .01% of the population and have done very little if anything to look the way they do. So why do what they do? From my experience, 99% of these people have absolutely nothing to offer. They are extremely proud of their physiques, and have every right to do so. However, it is the ones who struggle successfully, and learn, and constantly seek to learn that you must pay attention to. Why are they successful? What kind of magical food are these people eating? And what portion sizes do they eat? And how many times a day? Why don’t people simply look at the ones who have successfully struggled and maintained a great physique and say, “I’ll have what he’s having.”

I don’t know why, you tell me.

This is not rocket science

When my father graduated from college, he had job offers from NASA, the FBI, and IBM. He chose NASA. He has now retired from NASA after serving for 30 years. He is a brilliant engineer holding various patents and is president of his own successful electronics manufacturing company. He also helped design one of the first radar devices used by NASA to bounce signals off of the moon and back to earth to gauge a true distance. This refrigerator-looking device is still on display at the Johnson Space Center museum. He is truly a brilliant engineer; to this day I am sincerely amazed when I see the many devices and designs he develops.

Unfortunately, my father has absolutely no comprehension as to what the “Nutrition Facts,” on a box of Cheerios means. He is not alone. There is a huge group of educated and successful people at the top of their field who go into the grocery store with this same dilemma.

The people with the best bodies are not all genetically gifted. Indeed, some are. We all envy them, myself included. But many are not. We should learn to respect those who have overcome less than perfect genes. (Yes, this is the second time I have said this).

The ones who are not blessed with perfect genes are eating at least 5 or 6 times a day, sometimes more through healthy snacks. Each meal, or snack, consisting of quality protein and a complex carbohydrate. {See the list of approved proteins and carbohydrates on pg. 11}. That’s it. It’s that simple. No rocket science here.

Why Diets Do Not Work

People tell me they have tried every diet on planet earth. Then they tell me that they just gain the weight back. This is because diets do not work. Let me explain why.

When most people diet, they stop eating (ladies are you listening)? When you stop eating, you will accomplish a few things:

1. You will lose a minimal amount of fat

2. You will lose muscle

3. You will lose water weight

Do you realize what you have just done? You are slowly destroying your only long-term weapon against fat. Muscle. When you stop eating, your body still requires energy to function. Energy comes from calories (food). If there is no food, your body has two storage areas for calories: muscle and fat. So when you stop eating your body starts to consume both.

So How Do I Keep Muscle?

Your body needs two things to build muscle: protein and carbohydrates consumed in the same sitting. Not just protein, and not just carbohydrates but both of them together. When people start dieting, most of them drastically reduce their caloric intake, and do not consume enough protein or carbohydrates. They then start to lose weight and get excited. Yes, they are losing some fat. Unfortunately, they are also losing precious muscle and more often water weight, especially on extremely low or no carbohydrate diets. {For further explanation, see how bodybuilders prepare for competition in the upcoming chapter II}.

Remember, muscle burns fat. The more muscle you have, the more fat you burn. And when people diet, they lose fat, precious muscle, and even more water. Let me say the same thing in a different way. When people diet, they are destroying their weapon against fat—muscle. The dieter hoping for a quick fix has just successfully taken one-step forward and 10 steps backward.

How Does Muscle Burn Fat?

For every 1 lb of muscle in an adult female, the body will burn between 30 to 45 calories per day. (An adult male burns between 45 to 60 calories a day for every 1 lb of muscle. One pound of fat burns a mere 3 to 4 calories per day). So, if a lady starts a structured weight training routine, and gains 5 pounds of muscle in three months, then how much has she increased her fat burning? We will call her, “Star.” Let’s say that Star has an extremely slow metabolism, and only burns 30 calories a day for every 1lb of muscle gained.

O.k., 5lbs muscle X 30 calories = 150 calories

So Star is burning 150 calories a day more because of this added muscle. Doesn’t seem like much does it? Now, let’s look at how many calories Star will burn if she maintains this muscle over a period of one year:

150 calories X 365 days =54,750 calories

Wow.

To understand what this means, you need to understand that it takes 3500 calories to put on one pound of dreaded fat:

3500 calories = 1 lb fat

If we divide the total calories this extra five pounds of muscle is burning, by 3500 calories, the impact is tremendous:

54,750 cals/3500 cals = 15.6 lbs of fat

Big wow!

So simply by starting an intelligent weight-training program, and gradually putting on a mere 5 lbs of muscle, Star will drop at least 15 lbs of fat.

Muscle burns fat.

O.K., So How Exactly Should I Do This??

1. Do not diet. (This is the second time I have put this in bold in case you were wondering. Diets do not work. How many times do we have to go through this)?

2. Eat at least 5 to 6 times per day a combination of quality protein and complex carbohydrates, with proper portion sizes. {See the “Magical Food” list on pg. 11}. Unless you are a morning person, you must prepare your food the night before. Carry a small (cooled) igloo with you to work. Your co-workers may tease you at first, then as you begin to shrink, they will quietly pull you aside and respectfully ask for your advice. I am not kidding.

3. Work out intelligently with weights. This means work out with a friend who (hopefully) knows what they are doing, or see #7.

4. Implement an intense cardio routine on the days you are not weight training. The rule on cardio is doing what you enjoy.

5. Use supplements (meal replacement powders and bars) to help you reach your goal of 5 to 6 meals per day. If you try to prepare this many meals every day, you will be calling Dr. Phil in a fit of whining. A word of warning on the bars. There is evidence that some of the new better tasting bars (such as “Detour”), have significantly more sugar and calories than is stated on the Nutrition Facts. Lean Body” bars and “Myoplex” Low Carb bars are safer choices in my opinion; they have been around for a while and taste great too.

6. Have a designated cheat day one day a week. {See “Glorious Cheat Day,” below}

7. Get professional assistance. Training with weights properly is a science and an art. Do not kid yourself. Working out is also a great deal of fun. Most people are somewhat stunned to find themselves upset at missing a work out, not to mention the increased energy and vigor that they receive. Just remember, those who say they will, “pick it up over time,” are the same ones who end up wasting their time because they have let their ego override reality. I have trained many successful people including doctors and some of the wealthiest people in Houston. These people are at the top of their field and highly respected. But they have no idea how to work out, just as I have no idea how to be a doctor, and I have not yet become one of the wealthiest people in Houston.

Resistance training takes time, patience, and discipline. And once you have learned proper form, breathing, and range of motion, it will increase the quality of your life in more ways than I, nor anyone else, could put on this paper. We gain our weight over a period of years; it will take at least some time to remove it. Be patient and your pants will be hanging off of you.

Glorious Cheat Day

Ahhhh, cheat day. One day a week you need to eat anything and everything you want. That’s right. Anything. All daylong. If you want three pizzas, go for it. If you want ½ gallon ice cream, a box of cookies, and two-dozen donuts please help yourself. And the next day begin eating properly. This cheat day serves two purposes:

1. Prevents your body from going into starvation mode. You must understand that fat = survival to your body. Your body doesn’t care that you want to fit into that bathing suit. Your body wants to survive. So if your body sees that you are losing fat, it sends out an alarm to stop releasing your fat. That’s not good. So what you have to do is pull the wool over your metabolism’s eyes and do a little manipulation. The purpose for the cheat day is simply to fool your body. After you have your cheat day, your body happily resumes releasing fat.

2. Provides a mental and psychological break from your eating schedule that everyone needs. No one can stay on the same routine without some type of break. No, not even Dr. Phil. Definitely not Oprah.

One of The Biggest Nutrition Myths

1. “If I buy fat free food, I’ll lose weight.”

a. True

b. False

Your body needs fat to survive. And, if you completely cut out all fats, it will be even more difficult for you to drop fat. Just as the, “Glorious Cheat Day,” works on a weekly basis, adding a little fat every day works on a daily basis as well. It’s that simple.

Let me approach it another way. When you completely cut out fat on your regular non-cheat days, the guys running your metabolism control center send out an alarm to all your fat cells. And you are not going to like it. The alarm signal is to hold on to all remaining fat cells.

To prevent this from happening, you need to consume small amounts of fat every day in addition to your once a week cheat day. By consuming small amounts of the “good” fats, your metabolism control center will be more at ease, and will, therefore, allow the fat burning process to continue. (Fat is vital to your health and your body’s proper operation. Adding small amounts of good fat to your diet will also significantly help your body add more muscle, not to mention elevate your mood especially Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids). But one must understand that there are two kinds of fat. Good fat and bad fat.

Good Fats

Avocado

Sunflower seed

Pumpkin seeds

Cold-water fish

Natural peanut butter

Low-fat cheese

Low-fat salad dressing

Low-sodium nuts

Udo’s choice (oil)

Olives/olive oil

Safflower oil

Canola oil

Sunflower oil

Flax seed oil

Fats To Avoid

Butter

Fried foods

Mayonnaise

Sweets

Whole fat dairy products

Now, you need to understand that even good fats should only be consumed in moderation. Most of us understand this. What most people do not understand is what happens when you cook with “good” fat. When a good fat such as olive oil is used while cooking, a molecular change occurs due to the heat. This heat causes the oil to become hydrogenated, or commonly known as saturated or trans-fatty. This is not good. Because you have heated this oil, this once good fat has now become no different than fat found in fast food. So, if you are going to use oil while cooking, use it sparingly, and only if necessary. Otherwise, simply ad it to your food AFTER you have cooked.

Myth #2

2. If I do 300 crunches for my stomach every day, it will help to burn fat off my belly.

a. True

b. False

You cannot reduce fat from one area of your body unless you have liposuction. Period. And liposuction is more trouble than it is worth considering the fact that you’ll just gain it right back. Spot reducing, (eliminating fat from one area of your body), is a myth.

Ladies, that annoying flab hanging off your arms, (triceps), that drives you nuts will not come off from doing arm excercises.

When you lose body fat, you lose it over your entire body. You do not lose fat from one particular part of your body no matter how hard you work it.

Yeah, Yeah, I Know What You Are Thinking

True, you can firm up the muscle underneath the flab, but this will have little change in your appearance by itself. Your eating habits have a much greater impact on your ultimate goal of fat reduction, especially at the start up of your new lifestyle. Let me break it down:

Flab Reduction Over Three Months

Proper Eating: 70% impact

Weight Training/Cardio: 30% impact

Flab Reduction Over One Year

Proper Eating: 60% impact

Weight Training/Cardio: 40% impact

Flab Reduction Over Five Years

Proper Eating: 50% impact

Weight Training/Cardio: 50% impact

As you can see, the longer you implement weight training (and cardio), the more impact it has on your fat loss. Is this ringing a bell? Please tell me it is. Remember, muscle burns fat. The more muscle you develop over the years, known as mature muscle, the more energy your body needs. Energy comes from calories. Some of those calories come from stored body fat.

Proper Eating Is Priority #1

Let me put this another way. If you change your eating but do absolutely no weight training or cardio, you can eventually (and quite temporarily) reach your fat loss goal. That’s right, you don’t really have to work out. And many people, (ladies), do just that. Now, if you do work out, it will certainly speed up the process. Just as importantly, when someone grabs your arm, his or her fingers won’t go straight to your bone. And of course, if you do weight train, you are building one of the most potent weapons in the long term against fat. Even if you do lose the fat just through eating properly, you will almost certainly gain it back without this muscle.

If you do not change your eating, but start an intense weight training/cardio routine, you will never reach your fat loss goal.

Eating –for- LIFE Authorized Foods

I like to refer to them as:

Magical Foods

Proteins

Carbohydrates

Vegetables

Chicken breast

#1 Sweet potato

Broccoli

Turkey breast

#2 Red Potato

Asparagus

Lean ground turkey

#3 White baked potato

Lettuce

Swordfish

Yam

Carrots

Orange roughy fish

Squash

Cauliflower

Haddock fish

Pumpkin

Green peppers

Salmon fish

Steamed brown rice

Mushrooms

Tuna

Steamed wild rice

Spinach

Crab

Pasta

Tomato

Lobster

Oatmeal w/o sugar

Peas

Shrimp

Barley

Brussels sprouts

Top round steak

Beans

Artichoke

Top sirloin steak

Corn

Cabbage

Lean ground beef

Strawberries w/Splenda

Celery

Buffalo

Melon

Zucchini

Lean ham

Apple

Cucumber

Egg whites or substitutes

Orange

Onion

Low-fat cottage cheese

Fat-free yogurt

Vegetarian Products

Whole wheat bread

Tempura

Rice cake

Seitan

Popcorn

Tofu

Tortilla

Texturized vegetable protein

Vegetables

Soy foods

Whole grains

Veggie burgers

Fruits

Choose a portion of protein and carbohydrates from each column to make a meal. Add a serving of vegetables to at least two of your daily meals.

O.K., Now I Know What To Eat, But How Much Protein & Carbohydrates Should I Eat?

Women: Should consume 20-30 grams of protein and a complex carbohydrate the size of their clenched fist 5 to 6 times a day, every 2.5 to 3 hours.

Men: Should consume 35-40 grams of protein and a complex carbohydrate the size of their clenched fist 5 to 6 times a day, every 2.5 to 3 hours.

Even Though I Just Told You How Many Grams of Protein You Should Have, Use Portion Size Rather than Counting Grams & Calories (or You Will Start To Slowly Pull Your Hair Out)

A portion of protein is the size of your open palm. A portion of carbohydrates is the size of your clenched fist. This will greatly help you in most situations. So if you go out for a steak dinner, and they bring you out a huge chicken fried steak, and a potato the size of your head, you can simply glance at your palm next to the steak and know that you only need that much. You can then look at your clenched fist next to your potato and realize that you only need that much. Now you have the knowledge; the will to do the right thing is up to you.

A Few Exceptions To Every Rule

As a general rule, use portion sizes rather than counting calories. And, as a general rule, use portion size rather than counting protein and carbohydrate grams. However, not all protein can be so easily gauged by your open palm. It is obviously much easier to look at the “Nutrition Facts” for protein and carbohydrates on all meal replacement powders and bars. Some proteins such as eggs may be portioned out simply by looking at the, “Nutrition Facts,” on the label. Again, such foods as cottage cheese and milk also fall into this category.

You Will Face Resistance, At First

I worked in a large county business for exactly three years. When I first began, I was young and in fairly good shape (not to mention green). As I settled in, I became more serious about my eating and work out regimen. I constantly studied nutrition and weight training. (I was somewhat horrified to see the result of eating the provided county food for years). At first, my fellow co-workers teased me about the food I brought and made “questionable” comments about my meal replacement shakes. Then a funny thing happened. As I leaned out and became more toned, these same people who had poked fun at me quietly pulled me aside. Most of them not only wanted to know exactly what I was eating, but also insisted I write out a work out plan for them. Before I knew it, I had gained the respect of my entire shift as well as my Supervisors and their Supervisors. To this day, co-workers still contact me for advice.

Conclusion

Don’t take things too seriously. You probably will mess up. Don’t worry about it. Look at the big picture. Where do you want to be in a year? What do you want to look like? Put that image in your head and make it real. And as one of my clients once told me, “If you fall off the wagon, don’t stop and build a house”.

I like that.


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19. A Conversation with a Police Officer That Every American Should Stop & Read

Dec 14, 2008 in 19. A Conversation with a Police Officer That Every Am


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19. A Conversation with a Police Officer That Every American Should Stop & Read

I just had a conversation with a police officer concerning the corruption known as our government—aka the politicians in Washington. We both agreed that Washington/politicians needed to be cleaned out.

Later on that same day, I thought about this conversation and a gigantic light bulb turned on & I thought . . . “Wait a second–politicians make

ALL

The laws that every single police officer in the United States is sworn to enforce.”

Now That’s Fucked Up

So . . . if Washington & just about all state & local politicians are self serving big money whores who are more concerned about making a name for themselves, rather than doing what is right . . . then what hope do we have for our children & our country if these are the people who make up our laws?????

A Revolution?

Hopefully a revolution of common sense rather than a revolution of violence . . . we shall see

The first question every U.S. citizen should be asking is: “Who are the majority of voters, (morons), in America who have actually voted these openly puppet politicians in to office?”

I believe anyone would agree that the patrons of Wal-Mart would be an honest slice of mainstream America—a snap shot of the average American (voter).

And what people do we see at just about every Wal-Mart in America?

1. Zombies

2. Punks

3. Ghetto-Licious People

4. Stupid People

5. Morons

6. Actual Human Beings that will literally walk right in to you when NO ONE is anywhere around you—and after they walk right in to you they don’t care . . . they don’t care because they are ZOMBIES

7. Morbidly Obese People

8. Morbidly Obese Pregnant females with multiple screaming kids from multiple unknown fathers

9. Young, uneducated, tattooed/pierced couples just out of high school, “in love,” hand-in-hand or close together with the female proudly showing off her, “baby bump.”

10. And maybe one or two shoppers who don’t fit in to any of these categories– they just want to get the hell out of there

So . . . the next time you wonder why this country is all fucked up, just remember Wal-Mart—this is America folks. This is what we have become . . . and these are the people who vote for the future of your children, your country . . . your very existence.

The End

Hi

What you doin’?

Bored?

Nothing on TV?

Confused?

Constipated?

Do I need to draw you a picture?

Do I need to walk you through this?

God help us . . . or somebody

Remedial Section

For the thinking Impaired

We ask our police to enforce laws made by corrupt politicians and wonder why we have the highest incarceration rate on the fucking planet—maybe because some of these laws were made by politicians trying to make a name for themselves—not because these laws were intended to better our society

Have you ever even thought about that?

No . . . really

Have you ever thought about that?

And politicians here in America are

Always

Trying to make a name for themselves . . . with a sleeping/ignorant/Bible-belt populace more interested in, “American Idol.”

That’s not good

Again . . .

Politicians often make laws to make a name for themselves—not because it is a good law for the citizens

Many of these laws created by politicians are good & obviously need to be created. These laws are, “good,” laws because they are created to prevent harm to an

Actual victim

Examples of good laws:

1. Don’t Steal

2. Don’t kill

3. Don’t rape

4. Don’t kidnap

Laws that prevent actual & real harm to a person, animal, thing, or property are, “good,” laws

You get the picture

Right?

That’s great

The problem

The problem is that U.S. citizens are being charged with crimes where there is

No victim

When a U.S. citizen is, “caught,” with a bag of pot, who is the victim in the arrest sheet?

This is very important

Again, who is the victim when a U.S. citizen is, “caught,” with drugs?

There is no victim

Therefore, here in the land of the free, your local police simply . . .

Make up a Victim

(Kind of like the Federal Reserve just makes up money)

So, in every state in America, when someone is arrested for drugs, the court papers read something like this:

1. The State of _______ vs. John Smith

If John Smith punched Mike Jones in the face, the court papers would read something like this:

2. Mike Jones vs. John Smith

Do you understand the difference?

In #1 above there is no victim—the victim is pseudo and make-believe

In #2 above there is a real victim—a human being who has been hit in the face

You need to understand that #1 above is the reason we have 1.7 million human beings in U.S. jails/prisons right now for non-violent drug, “offenses.” Every state in this country has literally made up thousands of imaginary victims: “The State of _______.”

Hard Facts:

Total Jail/Prison Population in the U.S.:

2.1 million people

Number of people in Jail/Prison in the U.S. due to #1 above:

1.7 million people

Source: Houston Chronicle, “Outlook,” B11, December 5, 2008. Title of article: “Former cops want an end to ‘prohibition’ on drugs.” Citation from article: “There are 2.1 million people in federal, state and local prisons, 1.7 million of them for nonviolent drug offenses.”

The average citizen in this country does not understand these above very simple facts—nor do they care. And that is why this country is literally fucked

America . . . land of the incarcerated, home of the cool-aid drinking Wal-Mart shoppers who vote

Aren’t you glad you had kids?

I’m sure they have a great future in this country!

Hell, just look around right now . . . aren’t you proud?

How about those grandkids?

Aren’t you happy for them?

They’ll be so happy you brought them in to all of this greatness . . . no doubt


18. Obama Nation – Just another Puppet on a String

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18.  Obama Nation – Just another Puppet on a String

 

 

You know, when I first heard about the Obama buzz, I had no idea who this ding dong was.  But as always, I sit down, put the remote control down, and actually listen to what each politician says.  Each time I secretly hope they will disappoint my well earned dark cynicism by replacing it with one little word:

 

 

Truth

 

 

So the first time I sat down and listened to Barrack Obama, I thought I was going to hear yet another black leader idiot.  And so I sat down, listened to Obama, and heard . . .

 

 

Another Black Leader Idiot

 

 

You know, as a white man, (which I am), you might be thinking:  “This is just another racist dumb-ass.”  But you would be waaaaaaay wrong.  When I first heard Obama, I was hoping with every atom in my flabulicious body that this guy would freak me out with:

 

 

Truth

 

 

Because . . .

 

 

 

Truth = Change Indeed

 

You see, the white man came to this land we call America not too long ago.  And while holding a Bible and calling themselves Christians, this is what they did:

 

 

1.      Slaughtered Americans.   Brought disease, and committed genocide to the American People—the native American People

2.     Black Slavery–Brought human beings, against their will, in the bowels of ships from Africa to America in horrendous, vile, filthy, & unthinkable conditions that would make our worst horror flicks look tame.

3.     White Slavery.  Over half of all white immigrants to the English colonies of North America during the 17th and 18th centuries consisted of indentured servants—often treated as black slaves were treated.  (Google it you moron—it’s historical fact).

4.     Child Abuse.  Put their own white children into terrible conditions & long hours in factories—the term, “child abuse did not even exist & children were all too often treated like dogs.

5.     1st Civil War.  And when the north and south had a disagreement on whether a human being should be a slave or not, well, there was yet another mountain of dead bodies, amputated legs, arms, other body parts, and a literal river of human blood—the Civil War.

6.     The Civil Rights movement—fellow human beings trying to be accepted as . . . human beings

7.       2nd Civil War—quietly raging right now & castrating the spirit of our nation.  Today, the white man, instead of directly enslaving or killing, he has found yet another way to bring about profound human misery.  This time, the white man does not kill or enslave as historically understood.   This time, he does not amputate arms or legs, this time he amputates the human spirit.  He amputates a human beings ability to get a job,—he amputates hope for the future.  This is different—this is a war against people known as the, “Drug War.”  The Drug War was started in 1971 by a politician, Nixon, who was losing another war—The Vietnam War.  So, since he was quite literally desperate to divert attention away from his own failure on the Vietnam disaster, he created another war—against his own people . . . The Drug War.  Today, America incarcerates more of its own citizens per capita than ANY nation on the face of this planet. 

 

(Hey folks, I really don’t think we can take any more civil wars—this shit is ridiculous)

 

 

Thanks White Christians!

 

 

You know, even more pathetic is the fact that we are such a very young nation.  And why do we as a nation keep repeating insanity at such a young age?

 

Because white people will not talk about their very own history!

 

Hello?

 

Look, I’m a white, blue eyed guy, graduated from one of the most conservative colleges in the U.S., and employed in a highly conservative career.

But if I even begin ranting on the above mentioned 7 things white Christians have done to America that are simply historical fact, I will get black-balled.  You see, white people don’t yell at you, they just don’t want to talk about it.  And if they’re your employer—they will quietly destroy you if you don’t shut up.  So, of course, you shut up at work.

So . . . back to my disappointment with Obama

 

This country is a mess.  And there are some

 

Ridiculously

 

overwhelming things that literally a blind politician who was genuinely interested in the

 

Truth

 

would immediately address

 

I heard Obama address NONE of these such as . . .            

1.     The racist, “Drug War.”  Our prisons are well over 50% black, while the black population of our country is only 13%.  Drug laws created by white politicians trying to make a name for themselves dish out penalties 100 times harsher on drugs used predominantly by blacks as compared to drugs used predominantly by whites.  Not a word from Obama—like it doesn’t exist.  The so called Drug War is LITERALLY destroying young black men and a pasty white blue eyed boy is the one telling you about it—that would be me.  Is Obama mad?  Nope.  C’mon black America!  Where’s Obama?  . . . . . . . . a whole bunch of fucking nothing.

2.     The Federal Reserve.  The Federal Reserve is the epitome of an unconstitutional, illegal, criminal, privately run organization that prints money out of thin air creating massive inflation and the devaluation of the U.S. dollar around the world and right here at home.  It is killing us quite literally—just look around at our economy.  Hello?  (When you go to the ATM and see that your account balance is about zero, what do you do?  Do you go home and start printing out money on your home computer?  No?  Why not?  Maybe because that’s ILLEGAL & YOU WOULD GO TO FEDERAL PRISON?  That’s EXACTLY what your Federal Reserve has been doing).   Cat got your tongue Obama?

3.      Reverend Wright’s Sermon.  There was a great deal of historical and current facts presented by Rev. Wright—some of which I presented in my 7 things white Christians brought to America earlier in this post.  (And also presented in chapter 12 of this website under, “Categories”).  But when the media confronted Obama on the truth bluntly presented by his life-long pastor– Rev. Wright, what did Obama do?  He ran away like a scared 12 year old girl. 

 

Do I really need to go on?

(Please tell me no because this shit is getting so fucking old)

 

 

Look, can you tell me exactly what change Obama is talking about???

 

 

No one can

 

 

I know

Because I actually talk to people all the time

No one can tell me anything this puppet is going to change—including Barrack Obama himself

 

 

But he sure is cool

 

 

And one hell of a speaker

Very recently in history, there was another politician who gave great speeches to a country ashamed, economically depressed, and acting on emotions rather than simple facts.

 

His name was Hitler

 

I don’t think Obama is a Hitler—god I hope not.  But unless Obama pulls a rabbit out of his ass, he is looking more & more like a bonified Pied Piper in the flesh & blood.

The simple facts, the words out of his mouth, the people he is bringing in to his staff—not looking good for anyone including the black man . . . more of the same bull shit.

And I was glad McCain didn’t win—yes, he is an American hero.   However, he is a completely self-serving politician with a NEON sign over his head blinking:  “Wanting to gain power & fuck the truth”. 

When Obama won the election, I made myself watch the Communist News Network known as CNN.  Now that Obama had won I quietly thought . . . hmmm, maybe, just maybe, that was all a pathetic act and now he will give us a morsel of the revolution for change that he has been bursting at the seams to let out!

I wanted to hear this, “revolutionary,” explain to me the change I could believe in

I listened to every word that came out of his mouth—every fucking word . . .

Anything—fucking anything dude . . . give me a morsel of real change & truth so I can actually have some hope for this fucked up country when I go to sleep at night

 

 

Nothing

 

 

That same pseudo-confident Prozac stare he had the entire time

No substance

No truth

Just a whole-lot-a

 

 

Verbal Masturbation

 

 

Change we can believe in . . . my ass

Well, uh . . . maybe Obama will really start this revolution for positive change in a year or so

 

 

Sure, that’s it

 

 

Obama’s eyes, countenance, essence, and people he has already chosen for his staff indicate one thing IMO . . . no real change.  No real change for the black man, the white man, the brown man, or anyone else.

I hope with every ounce of my pasty white ass that I am completely wrong

But it’s looking like we’re really fucked once again

But at least our country is getting fucked by a lean guy with a nice tan . . . right?

(That was a sick attempt at a joke)

America has become a great country . . .  to move out of

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

     


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