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Men

 

 

It boils down to this . . .

  

 

1. Whisky

 

 

Or 

 

  

 

2. Wife

 

 

 

  

There’s your choice men . . . good times . . . good times

 

 

Oh, I didn’t forget about the girls . . .

 

 

Women

 

 

It boils down to this . . .

  

 

1. Britney 

Spears

 (live like that crazy bitch)

 

 

 or . . .

 

 

 

2. Turn 

in 

to

your

 

mom

 

 

Kind of fucked up . . .

Isn’t it?

 

 

Welcome to America!

Apple Pie and all that bullshit

 

 

 

Literacy  

is a New

Phenomenon

 

 

 

 

Until the 1800’s, most people on this planet could not read or write.

That means our recent ancestors, as a whole planet, were really fucking stupid—even dumber than we are today. Now that’s scary. That’s history folks.

 

 

 

Our Past:

So, for the past 6,000 years, people on earth farmed, ate, shit, fucked, killed each other, had babies, and died.

 

 

 

Our Present:

Today, people on earth farm, eat, shit, fuck, kill each other, have babies and die. But now most people can read & write.

 

 

 

So kids, what have we learned?

 

 

Obviously we have greatly improved living conditions and life expectancy among other things.

Not until the 1800’s did literacy even begin to become a common thing. In other words, for all of recorded history until very recently, mankind was really ignorant.

So, you and I are the literate babies of history.

 

Please Stop

 

 

Think about that

 

We are literally infants in the crib historically speaking regarding literacy.

 

 

 

That’s pretty scary

 

 

 

The whole world are literate babies of history crawling around

 

 

 

And what does that mean?

 

Well, for the first time in recorded history, we as a country & world are finally able to try and figure out what in the fuck is actually going on. Because now we can read, write, and actually communicate on a somewhat intelligent level—at least as compared to the past 6,000 years of sketchy recorded history, not to mention the millions of years of being Mr. & Mrs. Caveman; if we were cavemen.

However, now that we are finally able to read and write for the first time in history, this has only enhanced a huge reality that we still have absolutely no idea why we are here on this planet, how we got here, and a gargantuan laundry list of other profound questions for which not one person knows the answer.

 

Ok, so where are we at?

1.     Well, we as a world have no fucking clue what is going on . . . at all

2.    99% of the world honestly doesn’t give a shit about it either

Fantastic!

 

 

 

The Big Problem:

(The big problem was #2 above—people really don’t give a shit . . . apathy)

The big problem is that most people are in a human ant farm and happy to be there.   99% of the United States population is concerned about the following:

1.     Being cool

2.    Finding their, “soul mate”

3.    Getting, “the,” job

4.    Making lots of $$$$$$

5.    Watching men in spandex chasing balls

6.    Fucking as many women as possible

7.    Religion

8.    Power

9.    Living the, “American Dream”

 

That’s Great

 

So how in the hell do we have any chance of even beginning to discuss the most profound questions if 99% of the population is distracted with the above illusions???

 

 

“Houston . . . we have a problem–our own people”

 

 

 

 

Oh, I almost forgot—and many of us hate each other and want to kill each other because now we can read about how wrong other people & countries are. This is primarily due to disagreements regarding:

 

Religion

 

 

However, there are some other reasons which have plagued humanity like the zits I had before multiple treatments of Acutane, (which is truly a miracle drug for bad zits & acne by the way).

 

Here are humanities plagues:

1. Ego

 

2. Ignorance

 

3. Fear

 

3.                  Lack of Shame of 1-3

 

 

 

 

Shame

 

Does America even understand this word?  Hell yeah they do.  America understands this word when they lose a football game . . . or a baseball game, or a basketball game. 

 

(Jesus or somebody—anybody, we need help down here.  By the way, whatever you’re doing—it aint working).

 

Allow me to return to one of the heaviest millstones around humanities neck which is in fact a symptom of #1-#4 above . . .

 

Religion

 

 

So, let’s get this straight . . . only a tiny percentage of humans could read and write in ALL recorded history. A portion of this tiny percentage of people who could read & write wrote different religious books. Therefore, the common man could not even attempt to understand or even begin to question the bible or any other religious book, (or any book).

 

That’s not good . . .

 

That’s bad

 

So, today, as babies of literacy, instead of getting together as a world group and realizing that we should get together and talk about this, we continue to simply slaughter each other—of course each side spills the blood of the enemy in the name of God.

 

 

A Few Questions:

Exactly how many Gods are people going to use to maim & kill someone else?  Do these God’s know about all these wars, conflicts, disagreements in which their name is being screamed to justify slaughtering thousands of other people who are also using the name of the same God or some other God?  Have any of these people recently had a consultation with said God as to how he/she/it would prefer said enemy to be killed?  Or does said God leave that option open?  Do most Gods prefer a simple head shot?  Or do most Gods lean toward booby traps, land mines, clay mores, grenades?  What about a good ole’ knifing to the throat?  How ‘bout a traditional ambush?  And which God’s give the thumbs up to killing women & children?  If any of these people have had a recent meeting with said God, for the love of God can we please see the notes of that meeting?

 

 

Funny, seems like one side would have to be wrong—but oh no, we as a world continue to slaughter each other always in the name of God. There has yet to be any organized effort crying out, “Hey, now that we can all read and write, instead of slaughtering each other like stuck pigs over all these religious books that a tiny handful of people wrote thousands of years ago, why don’t we sit down and try to make sense of all these books, like mature adults, and stop cutting each other’s throats.

 

 

 

  Why do we keep acting like crazy people & slaughtering each other??

 

 

1. Ego

 

2. Ignorance

 

3. Fear

 

4. Lack of shame of 1-3

 

 

Unfortunately, our planet’s new found literacy has created the opposite effect—more sheople are reading these books than ever before. And instead of conducting simple research on their own time to understand that myths and fables make up a large percent of the stories in these religious books, (i.e., the bible), most of these people continue to believe and do as they are told by some dude who used to be a mechanic who is now behind a pulpit regurgitating what some other dude who used to be a car salesmen taught him.

The people behind the pulpit or wearing a collar are not God, or saints . . . they are just normal dudes who pick their nose like the rest of us—six months ago that was Joe the weather stripper, or Mike the insurance salesman, or Kevin the P.E. teacher. They are simply people repeating what some one else told them to say. And now they are standing in a pulpit. And people believe them!

Holy shit.

That’s it folks—boogers & all.

Period.

Has Joe, Mike, or Kevin gone to the library and even researched where the bible came from?

Nope

Have they gone to the library and even attempted to research who put the bible together?

Nope

Have they gone to the library and even attempted to research where in the hell the bible early Christians used to read went to? (Yes, there was an earlier bible Christians used to read that has disappeared—that’s historical fact).

Nope

Have they gone to the library and even attempted to understand what happened to the other books of the bible and why they were not included in the bible used today?

Nope

(Glenn Kimball. He is a born again Christian who has spent his entire life researching the bible, books of the bible not included in the, “holy bible,” and ancient manuscripts. I respect the hell out of this man because is not a sheople—he is the real deal. He is NOT regurgitating what some dude in a pulpit told him to think—he HAS a library card and USES it. I, personally, do not agree with 100% of everything he has concluded. But I agree with most of it. Then again, I have not spent my entire life researching the bible, books not included in the bible, & ancient manuscripts—therefore, he is the authority on this, not me).

 

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE IN PULPITS ARE REGURGITATING, AS IF THEY HAD ZERO ABILITY TO READ, RESEARCH, AND THINK INDEPENDENTLY WHATSOEVER.

These people are called:

 

 

Sheople

 

 

Sheople have been the predominant life form on planet earth for the past 6,000 years.

What is profoundly disturbing is that TODAY, with fingertip access to amazing facts and information about just about everything, most people prefer to follow the one in front of them. Just like a sheep follows the sheep in front of him with zero thought nor attempt to do so . . . . hence:

 

 

Sheople

 

 

 

 

 

A Special Thanks to the People Who Made This Web-Site, (and upcoming book), Possible: Sheople

 

 

 

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  What topics would you like to hear?  What people would you like to hear interviewed?  No boundaries, no fences, no taboo. 

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